Can We Stop Pretending..

[Popeye the Sailor]

That anyone actually does any work at 'work/golf' meeting, c'mon how many multimillion deals are REALLY closed over a game of golf.

Quite a few here, actually.

[RAT900]

...that "Homeless" is still a polite euphemism for the de-institutionalized insane,,there really are legitimate destitute families on the streets now

[akmnstr]

That Texas is the biggest and bestest state in the union.
That the Civil War never ended.
That barbecue is health food.
That a beer belly looks good.



Maybe I've been spending too much time in rural Texas!

[Doctor Woodrow]

Quite a few here, actually.

You shush now.

The Doc

[SacDuc]

that we are "wine tasting" not just getting drunk in the afternoon.

that "brunch" means anything other than breakfast with booze.

that this stuff tastes so damn good we would drink it even if it didn't have alcohol in it.

sac

[Speedbag]

I'm gonna do a little "beer tasting" later this afternoon. 

[SacDuc]

That being a smarty-pants Mr. Know-It-All is such a better way to spend your life than being able to do one simple thing and do it perfectly.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=425_1286828885

[RAT900]

...that the fervent and virulent practice of Onanism is a sin?

[akmnstr]

...that the fervent and virulent practice of Onanism is a sin?

Is that true?  Am I not really going to Hell!!

Praise Be.  I'm saved!! 

Now back on track.

That all those women that I consider during Onanism crave my body!

[Jobu]

....that college athletes (especially big name football and basketball players) do their own work and don't receive any financial "benefits."

[RAT900]

That all those women that I consider during Onanism crave my body!

They actually do!!!....

what really turns them on is if they look out their bedroom windows at night

and see you standing there grinning while stroking Thor's Hammer at them

[akmnstr]

They actually do!!!....

what really turns them on is if they look out their bedroom windows at night

and see you standing there grinning while stroking Thor's Hammer at them

Thanks, I should never loose faith in my appeal!

[mstevens]

That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal

I'm getting you a wooden IV bucket instead of a bag, and inflexible metal IV tubing next time you're in my hospital, which seems fairly likely when you crash after having trouble seeing through the metal lenses of your sunglasses.

[DucHead]

....that college athletes (especially big name football and basketball players) do their own work and don't receive any financial "benefits."

...that college sports are important.   

[RAT900]

....that golf is a macho pursuit