Can We Stop Pretending..

[Speedbag]

...that college sports are important. 

...that professional sports are important.

[sno_duc]

.....that you can win a Shelby GT-500 at McDonalds.
http://www.eatwithaspork.com/fun/bigmac/?prize=shelby&Submit=Start+Eating%21

[dropstharockalot]

...that it's all the government's fault?

[Oldfisti]

...that DP doesn't actually have a sense of humor?

[akmnstr]

That I am really going to save the world!
That I deserve my inflated paycheck!
That anyone really gives a shit!
That I'm going to accomplish something meaningful at work today!

(Does this sound like a typical Monday?)

[kopfjäger]

...that professional sports are important.
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Moto Racing included?

[DoubleEagle]

Moto racing is important because Motorcycles ARE very important .....they have the power ( no pun ) to heal one's soul !

Dolph       

[DoubleEagle]

That LIFE is fair....

Dolph

[Speedbag]

Moto Racing included?

No. 

[RAT900]

...that we need 400 lbs. of old phonebooks and yellow pages going back to 1993 stuffed into every available drawer

[Buckethead]

...that we need 400 lbs. of old phonebooks and yellow pages going back to 1993 stuffed into every available drawer

But how else am I supposed to figure out when Nam Phoung closed and the rest of the world got a little darker? 

[IZ]

...that professional sports are important.

Kop..I think he means pro baseball, basketball and football. 

[Speedbag]

....that IZ will get a better cell phone to take pictures with.

[the_Journeyman]

That it's normal for 7th graders to not know the continents.

JM

[Veloce-Fino]

That it's normal for 7th graders to not know the continents.

JM

Yea, 7th graders... not knowing the continents....