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TiNi

#750
February 01, 2012, 02:33:20 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeew  [puke]

Monsterlover

#751
February 01, 2012, 04:37:19 AM
Quote from: Dan on February 01, 2012, 02:10:18 AM
There's probably enough drool dried in the thing you could just lick it's ass and stick it to your hood

[laugh]

Who said anything about my hood?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

#752
February 01, 2012, 10:24:05 AM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Ddan

#753
February 01, 2012, 04:13:26 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 01, 2012, 04:37:19 AM
[laugh]

Who said anything about my hood?

It wouldn't be anyone else's   ;D 
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Monsterlover

#754
February 01, 2012, 04:54:16 PM
Quote from: Dan on February 01, 2012, 04:13:26 PM
It wouldn't be anyone else's   ;D 

Sure it wouldn't :)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#755
February 02, 2012, 02:59:02 AM
i think you boys are forgetting who holds the bear  ;)

ducpainter

#756
February 02, 2012, 03:34:24 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 31, 2012, 10:32:55 AM
Where do you suppose the opening at the top of the glove box leads when it's closed?

Just a question. :-*

It's OK...she'll bring it back...unwashed...

and when you pass out it's photo time. ;D

Quote from: TiNi on February 02, 2012, 02:59:02 AM
i think you boys are forgetting who holds the bear  ;)
not this boy... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#757
February 02, 2012, 05:15:44 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 31, 2012, 10:32:55 AM
Where do you suppose the opening at the top of the glove box leads when it's closed?


yeah, but i didn't put it "behind" the glove box. i put it "in". where the bear ended up over the last months while it tried to escape is a whole different story.

just sayin...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

KnightofNi

#758
February 02, 2012, 06:42:13 AM
Quote from: TiNi on February 02, 2012, 02:59:02 AM
i think you boys are forgetting who holds the bear  ;)

*insert juvenile joke*
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#759
February 02, 2012, 03:09:18 PM
Quote from: herm on February 02, 2012, 05:15:44 AM
yeah, but i didn't put it "behind" the glove box. i put it "in". where the bear ended up over the last months while it tried to escape is a whole different story.

just sayin...
it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


TiNi

#760
February 02, 2012, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: herm on February 02, 2012, 05:15:44 AM
yeah, but i didn't put it "behind" the glove box. i put it "in". where the bear ended up over the last months while it tried to escape is a whole different story.

just sayin...

he could have caught on fire jonas... how about that? hmmmm?

lethe

#761
February 02, 2012, 04:48:36 PM
Quote from: TiNi on February 02, 2012, 04:25:41 PM
he could have caught on fire jonas... how about that? hmmmm?
I hear a lot of fire fighters are pyros
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#762
February 02, 2012, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: TiNi on February 02, 2012, 04:25:41 PM
he could have caught on fire jonas... how about that? hmmmm?
on fire?

really?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#763
February 02, 2012, 04:53:50 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 02, 2012, 04:51:27 PM
on fire?

really?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Super efficient heater core, gets up to 3 or 400 degrees
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#764
February 02, 2012, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: lethe on February 02, 2012, 04:53:50 PM
Super efficient heater core, gets up to 3 or 400 degrees
dood...

it's a yoda...

the hottest anything runs is 1950F...

well below a care bears spontaneous combustion temp. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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