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Tested out the new girlfriend today...

Started by Desmostro, January 23, 2011, 11:23:14 PM

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Desmostro



She may be a keeper. Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat the size of shoe.  ;D

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Desmostro

Wait, what else should I test? This is a big decision. 
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

desmoquattro

Did you wheelie with her on the back? That's an important test.
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MendoDave

That reminds me of the first time I got Joy on the back.

duckwrench13

Pfffftt....... girls. Heck, I thought you got a new bike.
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johnc

Quote from: desmoquattro on January 24, 2011, 07:41:51 AM
Did you wheelie with her on the back? That's an important test.

more important question: can she wheelie while on her back?  8)

Spidey

Man, I thought we'd get pictures of you testing out your new girlfriend, not a snapshot of a chick on a bike.  That said, if you wanna post up more pics of her, that'd be fine too.   [thumbsup]
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mostrobelle

Quote from: Spidey on January 24, 2011, 09:15:35 AM
Man, I thought we'd get pictures of you testing out your new girlfriend, not a snapshot of a chick on a bike. 

+1 While I like Quinn a lot, I thought we had a new bike in the stable.  hrmph. 
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Michael Moore

This made me think my favorite poem from high school:

Quoteshe being Brand

-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having

thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell)next
minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-
oh and her gears being in
A 1 shape passed
from low through
second-in-to-high like
greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

(it

was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on

the
internalexpanding
&
externalcontracting
brakes Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB
-ling
to a:dead.

stand-
;Still)

-- e.e. cummings

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mostrobelle

94,500 miles...05/22/15

Michael Moore

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koko64

Quote from: Desmostro on January 23, 2011, 11:23:14 PM


She may be a keeper. Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat the size of shoe.  ;D



Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat like that!
She looks good in leather and she's a cute little thing that won't upset the geometry of the bike!
Damn, marry her! ;)
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koko64

Hey Desmostro

I'm reminded of a local race meet (I think at Phillip Island) when a guy crashed and was taken to the medical center. His girlfriend who was his umbrella girl and pit assistant pushed his damaged bike all the way to the pits from a far side of the track. When the guy got released by the medics the crowd chanted "Marry Her, Marry Her". It was such a big deal it got reported in the motorcycle magazines here.

Cheers to you and your girlfriend.

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Desmostro

Quote from: koko64 on February 07, 2011, 11:58:50 PM
Hey Desmostro

I'm reminded of a local race meet (I think at Phillip Island) when a guy crashed and was taken to the medical center. His girlfriend who was his umbrella girl and pit assistant pushed his damaged bike all the way to the pits from a far side of the track. When the guy got released by the medics the crowd chanted "Marry Her, Marry Her". It was such a big deal it got reported in the motorcycle magazines here.

Cheers to you and your girlfriend.



Ha ha ha - Damn, that's a good story. That is definitely marriage material. Most chicks would just freak out.
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mostrobelle

It just means she dumb--she's an umbrella girl--she should know there's a crash truck.  Heck, I wouldda gotten a burrito and waited somewhere in the shade for the bike to come to me.   [cheeky]
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