The DFWM say anything thread

[Slag]

I have been up since 5am for no reason at all 

[LYD]

I have been up since 5am for no reason at all 

THAT SUCKS!!

[Kevin848]

I need your support

http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=4b6576696e7c383438

[caffeinejunkee]

I need your support in '08!! 

http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=4b6576696e7c383438

Will you let us keep our after-market exhausts? 

[Kevin848]

Will you let us keep our after-market exhausts? 

Even better free aftermarket exhausts for everyone. I am running on a "No moto left behind" platform.

[♣ McKraut ♣]

695 headlight for cigarettes....

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/833227250.html

[Kevin848]

695 headlight for cigarettes....

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/833227250.html

Now that is funny... I wonder what she would trade for a bottle of Jack Daniels 

[fastwin]

I need your support

http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=4b6576696e7c383438

OK, that's funny as s#@t! That's the way I like to start my days. It's all downhill from here. Hey, if you win I could use a job... don't forget your friends! [moto]

[Kevin848]

OK, that's funny as s#@t! That's the way I like to start my days. It's all downhill from here. Hey, if you win I could use a job... don't forget your friends! [moto]

Your Sec. of Defense no doubt.

[fastwin]

Sweet. Does my office have a view? Oooh, how about secretarys??? How many and how young? No wait, that makes me sound a little perverted. I'll just stick with the office view.

[Kevin848]

Sweet. Does my office have a view? Oooh, how about secretarys??? How many and how young? No wait, that makes me sound a little perverted. I'll just stick with the office view.

Your pick 

[pipeliner1978]

its like fantasy football, but with cigars and interns, I'm in.  Do you have a job in mind that you just completely make up for the guy that you don't want to screw shit up?  You can call me "black sheep"

[Kevin848]

its like fantasy football, but with cigars and interns, I'm in.  Do you have a job in mind that you just completely make up for the guy that you don't want to screw shit up?  You can call me "black sheep"

Putting you down for Ambassador to Shit That Should Not Be Screwed Up

[fastwin]

OK, that's fine... but his office had better not be bigger than mine or have a better view!

[LYD]

OK, that's fine... but his office had better not be bigger than mine or have a better view!

What if it is!