The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[Spider]

Ditto Jukie....... Maintenance day today........ smmmmoooth now tooooo....

that's the ticket Big T, keep it clean, always wanted to make up t-shirts for cyclists "Real men Manscape".

A beautician once told me that cyclists are good customers - the muscles and lack of fat in the legs make the job very easy for them.

[Big T]

Hey Spider and nothing like having some very cute "beautician" work those muscular (lacking in fat) legs.......   

Makes all that pain worth while...... So I'm told....... 

[Spider]

Hey Spider and nothing like having some very cute "beautician" work those muscular (lacking in fat) legs.......   

Makes all that pain worth while...... So I'm told....... 

you can still have muscles AND fat over the top of course, but it's the combination of both which mean the skin is taught that works for the girls.

I once had a beautician who'd spend 25 minutes doing the waxing and then 5 minutes applying the after lotion in nice long strokes - she was right into it. A good moisturising rub with a firm grip - I never knew how to take that!

First time I got waxed I did it in my lunch break at work - I walked back into work like I'd just ridden a horse across the Nullabour and the girls (who knew where I'd been) all looked and I asked them in a slightly fragile and damaged voice "how high up is a leg wax meant to go?". Laughter ensued.

[Desmostro]

huh

i wax no pain or sting all good nice and smmmoooth now 

Pictures or it didn't happen.   

[sydmonster]

....ok. So my shopping list for canberra is going to seem a little odd....
Looks like Im getting more than 1 blow up doll (of different ages and toughtness), some NADS products for the OZmons, porn and fireworks for me! - Chris

[Spider]

oh, me, me, oh....I LOVE fireworks.

another fantastic human development that has been crippled by mentally retarded 22 year old men who we as a society didn't want to reproduce anyway!

[dragonworld.]

....ok. So my shopping list for canberra is going to seem a little odd....
Looks like Im getting more than 1 blow up doll (of different ages and toughtness), some NADS products for the OZmons, porn and fireworks for me! - Chris

Porn AND Fireworks??? You gunna sell tickets??? I'll have front row thanks!!

[Betty]

you can still have muscles AND fat over the top of course, but it's the combination of both which mean the skin is taught that works for the girls

So when I got my back waxed it wasn't the quantity or coarseness of the hair that made the girl sick as I thought - it must have been the rolls of fat she had to contend with.

Pictures or it didn't happen.   

Ha, who needs pictures.

If pictures are worth a thousand words, touch is worth a whole lot more.

I think somebody is starting to corrupt me and my delicate innocence.

[Spider]

Casey Stoner is looking good for tonight's race in Germany....I'm not big into bike racing...is three wins in a row a fairly rare thing?

will that nutcase speed-filled lunatic englishman be commentating tonight's race - the one that screams in hysterics?

Spider

[dragonworld.]

Heh, that would likely be Nick Harris the knob!!

The one who gave our Bracksy the flick from the pitlane commentary.

Or the wanker who does the Supers commentary?? He carries on like pork chop, squealing like a girl and cackling like a pregnant dog.
(Usually accompanied by an Aussie to assist with "Accurate and factual" calling of the races. )

[Super T.I.B]

....I'm not big into bike racing...
Spider

You're WHAT!

Hang on....you're shitting me?

Just don't say you rather watch V8 Supertaxi's. 

[dragonworld.]

QUICK!!! Get the sedative for Super!!

[Super T.I.B]

QUICK!!! Get the sedative for Super!!

Get me a Valium.

This will do.

[Spider]

You're WHAT!

Hang on....you're shitting me?

Just don't say you rather watch V8 Supertaxi's. 

I'm not much into watching any sport - hell - I don't even watch the tour de france - and I understand what they are doing (riding around France in there underwear)...only reason I wanted to watch MotoGP was so I could spend time studying their cornering technique / timing....then I was greeted with a manic englishman who sounds like he's snorted a line of coke, they speak softly for 80% of it and then he just starts screaming like a homicidal maniac in a axe shop.

The camera is to far away to see them set up their weight distribution before they do their steering input anyway.

[dragonworld.]

Get me a Valium.

This will do.

Pass it on willya??? (We need a stoned smiley )