The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[dragonworld.]

absaphugginlootly!!   So long as you have waxed 

[kursed]

they need to add a tagline to this forum - 'DUCATI monster forum - the home of sexual innuendo'

just post pron and be done with it 

[Jukie]

hhhmmm  waX

[brimo]

No thongs for me anymore, look at this nasty rash.....


warning...not suitable for....well....anyone really.


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm259/andrewb172/flip-flop-rash3.jpg

[Big T]

No thongs for me anymore, look at this nasty rash.....

Double ouch....

True story......

A few years ago I raced at the World Championship 24 hour MTB race in Atlanta,Georgia, USA. Bloody tough course (The same used in the 1996 Olympics) and rough. I actually did the same thing to my butt. Couldn't sit down for a week. Jocks would stick to my skin from all the weeping......

And I have pics........ But they are even to gross for this forum.... Private viewings only..... 

[bazz20]

what worse than spider,s thong party,s 

[Super T.I.B]

what worse than spider,s thong party,s 

Big T's all male waxing party's. 

[Big T]

Big T's all male waxing party's. 

All are welcome.....

Can you stand the pain?

Are you man enough?

Chicks love that "smmoottthhh" felling......

Hey Spider...... 

[Dannog]

Are you really sure that it's the chicks that dig it.

[EGAS1]

ok then

OMGoodness BRO....................what have you done?...............I am adopted ....................I ve decided

[Spider]

Big T's all male waxing party's. 

hate to say it, but under all the hair lurks a lean, mean sex machine. Try a bit of man-scaping and your missus will appreciate the effect!

Big T - impressive story, the Atlanta course was pretty tough for the pro's accounts - I still remember watching Paola Pezzo school the other female riders

[bazz20]

no ,nup , no waxing here do it the way us mountain men do it , roll up a piece of newspaper light it and rub up and down your legs , that how real men remove unwanted hair 

[Big T]

no ,nup , no waxing here do it the way us mountain men do it , roll up a piece of newspaper light it and rub up and down your legs , that how real men remove unwanted hair 

My first "leg wax" was out bush, in shorts, lighting bonfire, throw on lots of petrol, fumble for matches, light and throw, watch legs engulfed in flames, hair gone...... 

[bazz20]

My first "leg wax" was out bush, in shorts, lighting bonfire, throw on lots of petrol, fumble for matches, light and throw, watch legs engulfed in flames, hair gone...... 

ah yes the old wooof wood trick works every time 

[Ita]

Go Hawks....