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Started by duc_fan, May 06, 2008, 06:19:00 PM

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ryandalling

Pub is like 1 mile behind my house.  We can all meet at my house and then head over there??  I don't care when. Dan... when can you join the brew.. er I mean crew.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

ryandalling

We are probably heading over at like 6... OMP.... directions.. if you take the greenburg rd exit from 217.... then head toward mall... keep going straight.... greenburg turns into oleson... keep going till you pass my house and keep going... when you hit DQ and sharis... turn right... I think thats multnomah... anyhow... the pub is like a quarter mile down on the left... join us.. its beer and its good... and the food is good... and they have pretty waiting staff.... not a bad all around combo.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

duc_fan

Old Market Pub.

Sounds like a plan.  [thumbsup]

I could use me a [drink]

I'll be off sometime between now and 6:30, and I'll meet y'all there.
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

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Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...

SaltLick

Quote from: BibleBoy on August 21, 2008, 05:54:12 PM
Old Market Pub.

Sounds like a plan.  [thumbsup]

I could use me a [drink]

I'll be off sometime between now and 6:30, and I'll meet y'all there.

ill see if i cant swing by for a minute or two

NEIKOS

Good see'n ya'll.

Ryan . . . dude . . . those extra long fanny flaps . . .

Ear Muffs

Slipe-n-slides

Chaps

Red Wings

Ball Hammocks

Ummmmm . . . there was one last night that I thought was quite witty but for the life of me can't remember now . . .

ryandalling

Anybody wanna get together and drink? We can go shoot pool... or something? Or you all sallys?
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

JohnnyDucati

I'm up for it.

Cougar Run was fun today.  Only saw one Po-Po and he wasn't hunting.

Whaddya got in mind Jack Bauer?   :)

J

ryandalling

I figure I can be your wingman... we can find some trouble... and see what happens.  [thumbsup]   [evil]  Time and place. I got your back. ... or I pick ... but I can be bad.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

ryandalling

7:30 @ Hopworks... if any of you wanna join. I will be leaving now... so I wont see any replies.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

SaltLick

im the biggest sally on the block, at home tonight with the family.  [wine] [bacon]

marvellous

You know what goes good w/ beer?  Boobies...

nuff said... :)
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krolik

Quote from: marvellous on August 25, 2008, 12:32:36 AM
You know what goes good w/ beer?  Boobies...

nuff said... :)


It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the aide of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone . . .

"Where's those titties I like so well,
'n' my godam beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil , . .
He's about this big , . .

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabifch!"
'Cause I was mad at him.
Well he just got out the floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter.
Said: BANG BANG BANG

The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . .
You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!"
WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'.
'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"I can't complain when the checks come through . . ''
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR!
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil,
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little contract here , . ''
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .
GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS
I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME!

"You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . .
I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . .
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . .
'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . .
"WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO?

(improvised dialog)

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ...
I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's
Magic Ink!"

And then the Devil puked
'N out jumped m'girl
They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:
"I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO make the beast with two backs YOU CLOWNS!"

And then she gave us the finger,
It was rigid 'n stiff,
That's when the Devil, he farted
An' she went right over the cliff
The Devil was mad took off to my pad
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
etc. repeat
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

SaltLick


NEIKOS

Just goes to prove I'm the only sane/normal one here  ;)

JohnnyDucati

Viktor is channelling Frank Zappa.

Didn't need to google that one.  That is classic Zappa:  "Titties and Beer".

I don't know what album it's on, but we played the hell out of it at my friends house growing up.

Only Zappa album I had growing up was Sheik Yerbouti (with the great song, "Don't Eat that Yellow Snow").  I think I still have it . . .

Shit.  I feel make the beast with two backsin' old . . .

Damn you Krolik !!!!  (shakes fist)   :)