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Started by Monster Dave, May 15, 2011, 07:31:53 PM

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Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

spolic

He man, where are all the ads?

Monster Dave

Quote from: spolic on May 25, 2011, 02:31:16 PM



I think I'm starting to fall in love with that Alfa. Man...that car's got great lines, nice smooth plains, and it's clean and simple. 

[thumbsup]

What year is that??  [evil]

Oldfisti

Quote from: Speedbag on May 25, 2011, 02:01:17 PM
Ooooh, Cyclone Spoiler.  [thumbsup]


It's a 1970 Spoiler SCJ 4spd.  We have it on the ground now.  All metal repair is done, body is primed in and out, underside is finished in chassis black.  Looks like it will be wearing a fresh coat of Competition Orange this summer.  Still MUCH work to be done but hoping for a roll-out by sometime next year!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Speedbag

Quote from: alfisti on May 25, 2011, 02:35:22 PM

It's a 1970 Spoiler SCJ 4spd.  We have it on the ground now.  All metal repair is done, body is primed in and out, underside is finished in chassis black.  Looks like it will be wearing a fresh coat of Competition Orange this summer.  Still MUCH work to be done but hoping for a roll-out by sometime next year!

Awesome.  8)
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Dirty Duc

Quote from: RAT900 on May 25, 2011, 01:10:39 PM
I would have stalked the herd looking for stragglers and the old and sickly and made my move...

overwhelmingly beautiful

Well, I think I got all of them at least once.  The front runner had company on the side of the road in the form of a bubblegum machine operator  [leo] who gave me a very pointed look as I passed the three I had been playing with at a sedate 10 over (indicated).  The three nearby apparently had a radar detector and dropped down to an indicated speed limit.  [evil]  But as I still had about 500 miles to go that day and I wasn't trying to make new friends  [leo] on the roadside, I didn't want to lead them at their cruising speed.

Monster Dave

#156
[drool] Brabus.....

Merc


E-V12

lethe

looks great with those flat black rims  [thumbsup]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monster Dave

Quote from: lethe on May 25, 2011, 06:57:30 PM
looks great with those flat black rims  [thumbsup]

I know, those flat black rims are awesome aren't they!!   [drool]

Le Pirate

an old couple out in the country here has one of these wasting away in the yard. They were open to selling it so I'm going to look at it in detail this weekend


Jaguar Mk II

....................

Monster Dave

^Could be a great "barn find"  [thumbsup]





Love the exhaust!  [evil] Vrroooom!!!

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

lethe

Quote from: Monster Dave on May 26, 2011, 09:47:24 AM
I know, those flat black rims are awesome aren't they!!   [drool]
yup that's the plan for the Teak Brown Q5 that's on order for my wife too
obviously not as badass as a Brabus but it should be pretty badass for our little neighborhood  [cheeky]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monster Dave

The butt end of that looks horrible...