What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

[rgramjet]

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Currently for sale on eBay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=251021775464&fromMakeTrack=true

Looks like a motorcycle had sex with a swing set.  I can't look away.

[DucHead]

Wow, that chopper is perfect.

Perfectly ugly and useless...and an AWARD WINNER!  

...but it has 1 mile on the odo!  

[Uncle Mofo]

 

http://www.hoosierhooligans.org/forum/member-ads/very-custom-08-hyper-indyducati-built-engine/

[dennisd]

Wow, thanks guys.  This thread did a lot to cheer me up after loosing my best friend of 15 years.  My little Jack Russell terrier has had congestive heart problems for about a year.  Last Sunday she was running around the block like usual (neighbors all liked her so it wasn't a problem).  She had some cataracts going on and her vision wasn't what it once was so she used the road edge to navigate and stay on the block.  But apparently last Sunday she got confused and ran the wrong way.  I found her about 1.5 miles away lying on the side of the road.  She apparently had run herself out trying to find her way back home.  She was still alive when I found her but she couldn't get back on her feet.  I put her in the truck and brought her home.  She gasped for breath about 10 minutes before she finely just passed.  I hope she knew I had found her and brought her home.  I blame myself for not keeping her on a lead that day but I like to think she went the way she would have preferred; running.  Like the old Stones song says, "Not fade away".  Really miss her, she was my constant companion every day since I work at a home office.

Now in keeping with the theme of this thread, I submit this:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkb4kc_ugly-motorcycles_auto

Although I have to say there were one or two in the video that weren't too bad.

[Duck-Stew]

Sorry to hear about your pup...     Glad the DMF could return a grin to your chin however!

[yamifixer]

Not sure if it is a testiment to my taste but I kind of like these Buells

In the H-D vein:

[justinrhenry]

http://www.hoosierhooligans.org/forum/member-ads/very-custom-08-hyper-indyducati-built-engine/

wow, he make the beast with two backsed up that bike. 

[NAKID]

Pastel green wheels? Seriously? Why? just.......why?

[ducatigirl100]

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This bike WILL give you carpel tunel syndrome 

[zarn02]

Alright, that's not the shade I'd have picked for the wheels, exactly. And it has some odd styling points.

But the ugliest bike you've ever seen?

[sofadriver]

trying to imagine what it would be like to ride this...........

[ducatiz]

trying to imagine what it would be like to ride this...........

[NAKID]

Dude, you're cracking me up today!

[ducatiz]

Dude, you're cracking me up today!

thanks... we aims to please

[sofadriver]

no no, not what i would look like! 

seriously, do you think that's rideable? it looks like one good pothole would fold the front right into the motor. are there laws about headlight height and "rideability"?