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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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NAKID

#135
March 22, 2012, 10:17:05 PM
Depends on jurisdiction. I know in most states "ape hangars" are illegal. That typically pertains to any situation where the hands are higher than the shoulders...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Mhanis

#136
March 23, 2012, 05:43:09 AM
Quote from: sofadriver on March 22, 2012, 10:13:02 PM


seriously, do you think that's rideable? it looks like one good pothole would fold the front right into the motor. are there laws about headlight height and "rideability"?



Don't think for a minute that just because it is a motorcycle it is actually RIDDEN.

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat.

Pete Townshend

2009 M1100 72,000+ miles- and climbing
2015 Suzuki TU250X 13,000+ miles GONE!

Buckethead

#137
March 23, 2012, 06:18:50 AM
Quote from: Mhanis on March 23, 2012, 05:43:09 AM
Don't think for a minute that just because it is a motorcycle it is actually RIDDEN.

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Grampa

#138
March 23, 2012, 08:15:09 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

pennyrobber

#139
March 23, 2012, 08:40:35 AM


Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

MonsterMan1036

#140
March 23, 2012, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2012, 08:15:09 AM


Hopefully that thing is rusting in a junkyard some where! [puke]
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1036 Foggy Monster (sold)
Commonwealth 848 track bike
1199 Tri

ducatiz

#141
March 23, 2012, 11:57:48 AM
Quote from: MonsterMan1036 on March 23, 2012, 11:30:37 AM
Hopefully that thing is rusting in a junkyard some where! [puke]

why?? is it that bad?

at the least, part it!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Blackout

#142
March 23, 2012, 12:22:41 PM
2003 Ducati Monster 800
2005 Triumph Speed Triple 1050
2003 Honda CR250
2008 KTM 990 SuperDuke

duccarlos

#143
March 23, 2012, 01:41:47 PM
I wish MotoGPFan was around to post pics of his SS when he bought it  [puke]
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ducatiz

#144
March 23, 2012, 01:42:18 PM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Count Zero

#145
March 23, 2012, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on March 23, 2012, 06:18:50 AM

Anyone who actually uses that should be pregnant dogslapped....with his bike....and then have it taken away from them.

And while I love Harleys, most over-the-top choppers are just silly.  And OCC?  Hell, I know theme bikes are just artwork and not real bikes, but even their non-theme bikes suck.

Speedbag

#146
March 23, 2012, 04:50:14 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on March 23, 2012, 06:18:50 AM


Is that for real?  [laugh]

If so, I have truly seen it all. Depreciate your bike even faster, act now!!!!
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

justinrhenry

#147
March 23, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on March 23, 2012, 06:18:50 AM


it took a few people quoting this, but i finally read the ad.  at first i thought it was an ad for a trailer.   sadly i bet there are a lot of people that would be interested in this product.  
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2013 Honda CB1100D
2006 Honda ST1300
2003 Ducati Monster 620ie

Count Zero

#148
March 23, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
It fits right in with the car idiots who buy the "Interfooler" fake intercooler and little speaker thing that plays a "blow-off valve sound" every time you push in the clutch, all to make it look like a car has a turbo when it doesn't.

The big problem with the trailer thing here is......how is it gonna fool people when they see you rolling it off and on the trailer?   :D

sofadriver

#149
March 23, 2012, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: justinrhenry on March 23, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
it took a few people quoting this, but i finally read the ad.  at first i thought it was an ad for a trailer.   sadly i bet there are a lot of people that would be interested in this product.  

i like the 2x multiplier.
only for the hard core bikers.
Mike in Tacoma
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