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IKEA and Starbucks & No Cigarettes

Started by RAT900, July 30, 2011, 10:26:19 AM

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RAT900

#45
August 01, 2011, 07:11:51 AM
Quote from: sbrguy on August 01, 2011, 07:02:24 AM
this is a hilrarious thread, the funniest response was the one that said "you know when you go in the doors to the store turn leftand you are the self service area skipping the entire display store.".

[clap] that was classic.

that goes for you too!!!  :)
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ducatiz

#46
August 01, 2011, 07:16:15 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on August 01, 2011, 07:09:56 AM
<sputtering>  why I oughta.....agggh make the beast with two backs you you make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backser...quit poking the nest, you impudent twit  [bang]


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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

il d00d

#47
August 01, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on July 31, 2011, 09:52:48 AM

The most aggravating thing about Ikea is that I cannot even buy the raw materials to build shit for what it costs them to sell their finished product.  


You need to get your hands on some radioactive wood is all.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/your-furniture-could-be-radioactive


Thread's too long, didn't read the whole thing, but did anyone mention the shortcut to the warehouse at Ikea?  I think there is even a big sign as you walk in...

AJ

#48
August 01, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
 [laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

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#49
August 01, 2011, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: il d00d on August 01, 2011, 09:06:34 AM

Thread's too long, didn't read the whole thing, but did anyone mention the shortcut to the warehouse at Ikea?  I think there is even a big sign as you walk in...

;D  [clap]




[bacon]
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AJ

#50
August 01, 2011, 01:01:20 PM
RAT, your new avatar fits the theme nicely...
[laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

RAT900

#51
August 01, 2011, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: AJ on August 01, 2011, 01:01:20 PM
RAT, your new avatar fits the theme nicely...
[laugh]

yup my favorite Ikea store...I think the passageway to self-service survived the blaze tho
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triangleforge

#52
August 01, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
IKEA

The chorus just speaks to me. Maybe because IKEA was one of my first post-divorce outings.  ;D
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dolci

#54
August 02, 2011, 04:49:28 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on August 01, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
The chorus just speaks to me. Maybe because IKEA was one of my first post-divorce outings.  ;D
[clap]

One of my first post-separation outings  [thumbsup]- left with nothing and furnished an entire 3 BR apt myself (and put it all in the back of the Volvo!)

You can never move anything from there however, as it usually doesn't withstand the move! [cheeky]
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ducatiz

#55
August 02, 2011, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: dolci on August 02, 2011, 04:49:28 AM
[clap]

One of my first post-separation outings  [thumbsup]- left with nothing and furnished an entire 3 BR apt myself (and put it all in the back of the Volvo!)

You can never move anything from there however, as it usually doesn't withstand the move! [cheeky]


I've moved 3 times with our Ikea furniture. 

Held up perfectly.

The secret? 

..disassemble it. 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

mitt

#56
August 02, 2011, 07:37:36 AM
Quote from: triangleforge on August 01, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
IKEA

The chorus just speaks to me. Maybe because IKEA was one of my first post-divorce outings.  ;D

I had no idea that Ikea was on the divorced man to do list - but it makes sense.

;D

mitt

akmnstr

#57
August 02, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: mitt on August 02, 2011, 07:37:36 AM
I had no idea that Ikea was on the divorced man to do list - but it makes sense.

;D

mitt

Yup, it is just a notch above the salvation army store.  Wish it was around when I got divorced.  Those precious little things you buy once your free and clear.  Those are the things you'll always treasure. 


Ratt, I understand the grumpy old man thing.  I'm a grumpy old man myself.  Given any thought to anger management?
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RAT900

#58
August 02, 2011, 11:03:05 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 02, 2011, 07:00:19 AM
I've moved 3 times with our Ikea furniture. 

 

Tiz.........

that's pretty damn close to saying you're into flattening and refolding Kleenex

to get a second using out of it when it dries  ;D
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Monsterlover

#59
August 02, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
[puke]
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