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Started by RAT900, August 25, 2011, 02:25:34 AM

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RAT900

I've know people like that honey badger

equally as memorable to watch in action
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MendoDave

You could get a Terrier. They are bred to catch rats and are much easier to deal with than a honey badger, or those big cats that are rare and eat pets.

RAT900

I would need a team of at least 4 or 5 rat terriers when I start pulling down the shed

tried to noodle around on the web for folks that have good ratters they could bring over for fun and a fee

but nothing of the sort to be found :-/

Next I might call one of the Rat Terrier breeders in the area and see if they can line me up

Meanwhile the Gamo Whisper will be poking out the kitchen window....

maybe a jar of peanut butter out in the middle of the yard


kinda like a salt lick for deer <laughing>
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fastwin

Have you looked into local Honey Badger rescue outfits?
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

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lethe

a couple dozen timber rattlers would do the trick
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I've never met a more efficient killer than my Jack Russell.  The shake of death is quick and second nature.  Highly recommended.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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RAT900

Quote from: rgramjet on September 08, 2011, 08:09:37 PM
I've never met a more efficient killer than my Jack Russell.  The shake of death is quick and second nature.  Highly recommended.

Weren't they originally bred as shipboard ratters?
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RAT900

Quote from: lethe on September 08, 2011, 04:43:33 PM
a couple dozen timber rattlers would do the trick

I lived off Copperhead Road down in the mountains of Union County Ga......I discovered how the road got its name........a lot...

was a huge den there once/maybe still

venomous snakes are not my favorites as a dog owner
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rgramjet

Quote from: RAT900 on September 08, 2011, 09:41:52 PM
Weren't they originally bred as shipboard ratters?

Actually they were bred to flush foxes and badgers out of their dens.  Fearless little bastards.  "Bruno" once attacked a cow.  They ain't right.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

The Bacon Junkie

A COW??!!!    :o

That's kinda funny, actually...   ;D




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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Vermin control by animal?

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rgramjet

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 08, 2011, 10:23:25 PM
A COW??!!!    :o

That's kinda funny, actually...   ;D




[bacon]

Envision 14 lbs of spring steel deadweighting himself and jerking as he latched on to the poor cows neck.  At some point in the scuffle, the cow was able to connect a kick.  Bruno came home with a hoof shaped bruise visible through his semi transparent summer coat.  None the worse for wear.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...