War of the Rats

[Popeye the Sailor]

Good luck.  Take lots of pictures of the carnage 

A rat! Shoot! Shoot!

[RAT900]

A rat! Shoot! Shoot!

I am hoping not....praying not...if there are any still inside

and if they have come upstairs due to lack of human occupancy

I will be in full bug-out mode

I am tearing down the yard shed in January which was the cover for their old stronghold

hoping the poison bait wiped them out like it seems to have....

need to make the shed go away before it gets warm again and another family moves in under it

[muskrat]

Old thread back to the top.  Our dogs flushed a rat and the wife went ape shit.   I heard screaming but the dogs had other plans.   I grabbed my pellet gun and off I went to kill. Wife won't talk to me now  . She had a pet rat and wants another one, NOT

[RAT900]

Old thread back to the top.  Our dogs flushed a rat and the wife went ape shit.   I heard screaming but the dogs had other plans.   I grabbed my pellet gun and off I went to kill. Wife won't talk to me now  . She had a pet rat and wants another one, NOT

good dogs!!

pet rats are up there with pet cockroaches in my world

or maybe a flea farm instead of an ant farm or something

[muskrat]

one more.  today's count is 2 little bastards. 

[RAT900]

one more.  today's count is 2 little bastards. 

when I get down south for good a pair of Rat Terriers are on the must-have list

[somegirl]

We had someone come out and "rat-proof" our place a while back, which seemed to work.  But now that MrI is gone on another extended business trip, they are back.  Luckily it only took a couple of pieces of fruit for me to go back to battening down the hatches.  

It is very odd that they come out to play when he is gone.
Does he have natural rat-repellent properties?
Has his rat marksmanship reputation spread?

Or is this actually his alter ego?

[fastwin]

I had two pet lab rats in college. Otis and Tunafish. As rats will do, they bred, had kiddos and one day the kids and Tunafish killed and pretty much ate up Dad. Domestic violence on a rat level. Never had heard of such a thing. Disturbing.

Pissed me off so I took Mom and kid rats to the local pet store and said "here, free snake food!". They smiled and relieved me of my duty. Slept like a baby ever since. Never trust a rat. Lesson learned.

[fastwin]

We had someone come out and "rat-proof" our place a while back, which seemed to work.  But now that MrI is gone on another extended business trip, they are back.  Luckily it only took a couple of pieces of fruit for me to go back to battening down the hatches.  

It is very odd that they come out to play when he is gone.
Does he have natural rat-repellent properties?
Has his rat marksmanship reputation spread?

Or is this actually his alter ego?

I smell a rat. I think he is setting you up for something. Not sure what. Watch your back. Ever seen the movie "Willard"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_(1971_film)

[NAKID]

Just read this from start to finish. Some of you really need to publish your works, brilliant material!

[JEDI PIMP]

My rats were brought home on accident....

Find Bus in woods AKA mobile rat home....


Bring the whole colony back to the nice new diggs


Realize the error of my ways "oh shit, this thing is full of HUGE rats!!"


Kill all the things!!!

[RAT900]

do you seriously think you got ALL of them?  

My son in law had the diesel version of that bus sitting in my driveway forever on 3 flats...no doubt it was one of their many comfort stations...probably still is wherever he towed it to


I glanced at my dirt cellar bait stations yesterday evening...one loolked like it may have been visited..not sure,

the blue crumbs could have been from the last time the exterminator tore out the old bait packets

and put in new ones (yeah right !!  keep telling yourself that genius)

exterminator being summoned today to open it up.....

and to make the rounds on the rest of them...

but no other signs or fresh piles or rat shit down there

[fastwin]

When we are all gone it will be an open contest between the rats and roaches on who takes over the planet. Bets anyone?

[Le Pirate]

My rats were brought home on accident....

Find Bus in woods AKA mobile rat home....


Bring the whole colony back to the nice new diggs


Realize the error of my ways "oh shit, this thing is full of HUGE rats!!"


Kill all the things!!!

Rats or not...that thing is awesome!

[cokey]

Yea man..  pics of the restoration if you do one..

Oh, n that's one big F'n rat..