Rob S AWOL

[braando]

Our Rob S..........   without even a warning, has ridden off into the sunset, no mention of it to anyone......last report was of him re- fuelling at Heatherbrae........and a few photos uploaded to my phone.........I daren't ask what his intentions or motives are...but he skulked out of Sydney  early Friday morning........."not an invite to anyone", quipped Matty V......"he should be banned for 6 months from the forum at the very least", was our fearless leaders words.......
I knew something was amiss when i checked my inbox this morning,  not one of Robs pornographic vids forwarded to me to auto delete.......He must be ill   !........
Next was his txt saying he was nearing Port Macquarie.........following txt read.....  "Got a sore ars already".!    This I best leave for your imagination...........whatever turns him on i feel........
Des knew nothing......."Precious" little......he said.......
Can anyone shed any light on Robs disappearing act........?   secretive little bugger.......maybe his "coming out " weekend with his mates....?   never knew he had any actually        Hmmmmmmmm

[FIFO]

Suffer in your jocksTeff

[mattyvas]

Was he just heading up the freeway, cause that would be ass numbing and boring too....
He must be on a special promise if Dez didn't even hear about it.
Did he say he was on "Precious" or was he in the 4x4?

[braando]

Am sure he was on the bike MV.......I just hope he remembers not to overtake in the left lane this time   .......

[Two dogs]

Easily explained

There is a brothel for sale up at Port

[Wells]

Easily explained

There is a brothel for sale up at Port

.. in case anyone doesn't know what this is about .. <clickity> .. be sure to read it from the top for full effect.

[braando]

.. in case anyone doesn't know what this is about .. <clickity> .. be sure to read it from the top for full effect.

Very good Detective work 99............thats exactly where the little bugger is right now............
Must have won Lotto, or knocked off the M/Inlaw for the inheritence.....I should have realised it the other night when he shouted me a coffee.......thats not Rob to let the moths out and pay.....!
This explains the "makeover" he has had of late......hair trimmed and tidied....new trendy specs....segregating himself to the under 30's table on the last ride....... I rang his close mate Des last week, his comment to me was, quote.....  "have you noticed Robs face lately, I think he has had Botox done".....  Best we contact "the cook"  eh Des.....

http://broadbis.com.au/B171%20Brothel%20for%20Sale%20Port%20Macquarie%20NSW.htm

[braando]

There will be no more posts from me in here regarding Wobbarts disappearing act........
People have told me that he planned this to try and drum up some attention and fame.....
Des drove past his place tonight btw, seems like "the cook" has a party going..... sorta like a celebration he said.... !
For most of the weekend, the little blokes name has been showing as online........gloating about the attention and reading the posts.....

[Two dogs]

Rumor has it he is shopping for a new MC , something more able to cradle his  specific body type
American V twin ? The mystery continues ......................................................................
Better check that rego paper carefully Robbie if its coming from the Finks 

[braando]

Can't stand to hear a grown man cry, soooooooo,........ after countless apologies, crawling, etc etc etc to me......  I have decided to re-open this thread..........  seems like he spent the whole weekend at a health farm which specialises in eating disorders and anger management.........