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Aussie Cleaning Tips

Started by braando, September 10, 2011, 10:46:45 PM

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braando

Hi All,

Aussies have always been known in here for their clean, tidy bikes, so i feel its about time that we let the cat out of the bag with our secrets..........just bear in mind that these two pups helping are much loved and pampered........they  come out with me when i drag the bikes out and were itching to help out...........

Ducati Monster Cleaning Secrets Exposed

Brian W

nikkimonster

use the dogs to clean the (hot) exhausts after a long ride?

Ddan

You need to attach a handle to them so you don't have to bend over   ;D
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Now that's funny as hell!! [laugh] [laugh] Hope the wife or neighbors didn't see that. ;D Is one of the pups named Buff? As in "that will Buff right out". [laugh] With the right breeding you could turn this into a profitable business! [popcorn] Franchises maybe?? Those Aussies think of everything. ;)
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i hear they are good for wiping your arse too
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Tried this with my cat, and let me save you all the heartache:  NO BUENO.  The only way I could get all the cat hair off was to go 130mph down the highway, which also took off most of my hair as well.

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Quote from: Dan on September 11, 2011, 03:41:19 AM
You need to attach a handle to them so you don't have to bend over   ;D

Last time I checked, them furry things have a place to put a stick in the rear end.  Makes cleaning easier!