ouch!

[Monsterlover]

I think we should create a new section devoted entirely to bug-related incidents that occur on rides. DP err duck soup err DP Part Deux, errrr Nate should moderate it.

Don't forget birds.

I seem to get hit by a lot of them

[lethe]

I came around a corner once to a cloud of grasshoppers and crickets all fleeing a hay wagon.
Couldn't immediately get around it either, didn't hurt but was annoying.

[ducpainter]

I think we should create a new section devoted entirely to bug-related incidents that occur on rides. DP err duck soup err DP Part Deux, errrr Nate should moderate it.

I think someone should get busy finishing his epic video that he owes the forum and stop thinking.

[Ddan]

I think someone should get busy finishing his epic video that he owes the forum and stop thinking.

Ouch

[ducpainter]

Ouch

Whining about a little bug bite, maybe it should go to the Monster Women board.   

What?

[Ddan]

The thread has come full circle.   

[The Bacon Junkie]

Or you could just add it to the "No One Gives A Shit" Thread...

Getting worked up over an ant? Special underwear tucked into boots? Maybe the WTF??!!! thread... 

[r_ciao]

I remember this one time in band camp...







Oh. Nevermind.

[avizpls]

I got "stung" in my chest once. I made the same futile attempts to kill the bee thru my jacket and shirt, and after another sting or two i got it.

when i stopped, I found the Marlboro at my belt line, now extinguished. make the beast with two backsers. 

[Scotzman]

I got "stung" in my chest once. I made the same futile attempts to kill the bee thru my jacket and shirt, and after another sting or two i got it.

when i stopped, I found the Marlboro at my belt line, now extinguished. make the beast with two backsers. 

Smoking will kill ya.

[lazylightnin717]

Smoking will kill ya.

Especially on a motorcycle

[teddy037.3]

One time I was out riding my 620.  When I was cruising at about 140mph, like I always do, a 20 foot copperhead launched itself at me, crawled up my pant leg, and bit me at my junk.  I pulled out that bastard out thru the zipper.  Bit its head off, spit it in the air and roundhouse kicked the head to the next county, all while taking a decreasing radius hairpin turn with a 1,000 foot drop cliff to my right.  Yes, it was a left hand turn without guard rail.  Add did I mention I was going 140 with magnesium pucker making sparks?

Thru the whole ordeal, I shed no tear.  I think I muttered an inaudible "ouch" under my breath.  That's how manly I am.   

I call shenanigans.

we all know the yellow 620 could never do 140

[zooom]

I call shenanigans.

we all know the yellow 620 could never do 140

unless it was ridden by Chuck Norris...then the whole story would be 100% believable !!!

[The Bacon Junkie]

I call shenanigans.

we all know the yellow 620 could never do 140

He borrowed Randall's Capirex...   

[ducpainter]

He borrowed Randall's Capirex...   

That one was red.