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KnightofNi

#30
September 27, 2011, 10:43:52 AM
Quote from: Adamm0621 on September 27, 2011, 10:20:44 AM
Is it considered a date if you pay them upfront for services to be rendered, but afterwards they try to give you your money back and hand you their phone number?

no, that is just a Penthouse Forum story.  ;)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

fastwin

#31
September 27, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
This thread is an interesting read. It makes me glad that I am not in the dating world any more. Just as it makes me glad that I am not going through the high school years in this day and time. [bang]

Like the way my 9th grade step son got dumped by his date the morning of his big high school homecoming dance last Saturday. [roll] The little b@#ch kept sending out smoke signals that she probably wanted out of the date but junior just wasn't reading them right and wasn't listening to me or Mom. He was too gaga with excitement over the date and dance.

Mom and I couldn't do anything but sit back and watch the train wreck. His "date" refused to wear her corsage at the football game and wouldn't sit with him. Instead she sat behind him in the stands and got another guy to put his arm around her and snuggle... making sure junior saw it all. :P The guy doing the "hugging" even admitted to junior that the girl got him to act that way just to piss him off. It worked. His boat was sinking fast.

Then she got together with her girlfriends that night and made up lies about some things he supposedly said about her and text-ed him that because of these "alleged statements" she wasn't going to the dance with him! He tried to save it and told her he didn't say those things and wanted to go with her but it was a done deal by then and unsavable. Given the way she treated him I would have given him carte blanche to call her anything he wanted! I would have even given tips on what to call her!! [evil] Wow...

Did I mention I'm glad I'm not dating or in high school!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

MikeZ

#32
September 27, 2011, 11:16:42 AM
Quote from: fastwin on September 27, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
This thread is an interesting read. It makes me glad that I am not in the dating world any more. Just as it makes me glad that I am not going through the high school years in this day and time. [bang]

Did I mention I'm glad I'm not dating or in high school!! [laugh]
Had to deal with my teenage daughter crying and all upset cause her friend got dumped and the friend didn't think life was worth living any longer.
I just told her most parents would pay to have the limited problems they have in high school.
They are nothing compared to the problems we all go through as adults.
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)

fastwin

#33
September 27, 2011, 12:08:48 PM
My answer to problems as an adult is the same one I had in high school. Go out in the garage, work on the bike, then go for a ride. [laugh] [Dolph]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

RAT900

#34
September 27, 2011, 12:13:38 PM Last Edit: September 27, 2011, 12:18:22 PM by RAT900
Quote from: fastwin on September 27, 2011, 12:08:48 PM
My answer to problems as an adult is the same one I had in high school. Go out in the garage, work on the bike, then go for a ride. [laugh] [Dolph]

I "sleep at" problems these days that I don't wish to deal with

used to drink at them but that had cumulative downsides

so I figured out how to pass-out on shit I don't like  

same basic results...nothing gets resolved

and it is still there or there and getting worse when I wake up

but without the accompanying hangover [cheeky]

I should add that I have outlived more problems than I ever solved (or made worse trying to solve)
This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

#35
September 27, 2011, 02:02:03 PM
I like the outlived vs solved comment! [laugh] [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Stella

#36
September 27, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 27, 2011, 09:44:52 AM
hahahaah  [laugh] I think we need to break up.

ohnoyoudon'tmisterifyouthinkyou'regoingtobreakupthatquicklywithmeaftertheothernightyoubetterthinkagainbecauseyoupromisediwasyourfavoriteandyoutalkedabouttheholidaysandmeetingmyfamilyandandand......

:-*




No worries.  I have a tendency to barge through doors that are open only a crack.    ;)




"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

TiNi

#37
September 27, 2011, 06:25:03 PM
Quote from: Stella on September 27, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
ohnoyoudon'tmisterifyouthinkyou'regoingtobreakupthatquicklywithmeaftertheothernightyoubetterthinkagainbecauseyoupromisediwasyourfavoriteandyoutalkedabouttheholidaysandmeetingmyfamilyandandand......

:-*




No worries.  I have a tendency to barge through doors that are open only a crack.    ;)






[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

He Man

#38
September 27, 2011, 06:48:26 PM
Quote from: Stella on September 27, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
ohnoyoudon'tmisterifyouthinkyou'regoingtobreakupthatquicklywithmeaftertheothernightyoubetterthinkagainbecauseyoupromisediwasyourfavoriteandyoutalkedabouttheholidaysandmeetingmyfamilyandandand......

:-*




No worries.  I have a tendency to barge through doors that are open only a crack.    ;)






like whatever!  ;)
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KnightofNi

#39
September 28, 2011, 08:27:51 AM
Quote from: He Man on September 27, 2011, 06:48:26 PM
like whatever!  ;)



dude....psychoooooooooooooo.

run away!


[laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lawbreaker

#40
September 28, 2011, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Adamm0621 on September 27, 2011, 10:20:44 AM
Is it considered a date if you pay them upfront for services to be rendered, but afterwards they try to give you your money back and hand you their phone number?

Piller ?

The Bacon Junkie

#41
September 28, 2011, 09:06:03 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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He Man

#42
September 28, 2011, 09:07:59 AM
Quote from: King Tut on September 28, 2011, 08:27:51 AM

dude....psychoooooooooooooo.

run away!


[laugh]

if you're friend is advising that she nuts, you best better believe it!
2006 Ducati S2R1100 Yea.... stunttin like my daddy CHROMED OUT 1100!!!!


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KnightofNi

#43
September 28, 2011, 09:53:53 AM
Quote from: He Man on September 28, 2011, 09:07:59 AM
if you're friend is advising that she nuts, you best better believe it!

and if her friends are advising you that she is nuts along with explaining that nobody they know would dare date the girl...drop it like it's hot.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

KnightofNi

#44
September 28, 2011, 10:04:17 AM
Quote from: King Tut on September 28, 2011, 09:53:53 AM
and if her friends are advising you that she is nuts along with explaining that nobody they know would dare date the girl...drop it like it's hot.

i have to ammend this slightly.
apparently there are times when the friend telling you the girl you are seeing is nuts is a ploy to get you to herself.

be careful out there kids.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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