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Started by Monsterlover, September 29, 2011, 07:50:55 AM

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Monsterlover

September 29, 2011, 07:50:55 AM
Even though sheep freak me out, this is sort of interesting.

http://animaltracks.today.com/_news/2011/09/28/8012006-baa-baa-baa-rk-this-sheep-thinks-hes-a-dog

If you're wondering why sheep freak me out, look one in the eye someday.  Freaky.
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ManaloEA

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September 29, 2011, 08:05:06 AM
You need to find the cute ones...  [laugh] [cheeky]
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RAT900

#2
September 29, 2011, 08:28:29 AM
Goats creep me out....

my brother had one that had a very flirtatious glance,

asked him if he taught it to play it coy
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Monsterlover

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September 29, 2011, 08:34:11 AM
that's not right
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

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September 29, 2011, 09:08:48 AM
there is very little that is right about my brother  ;D
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Buckethead

#5
September 29, 2011, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 29, 2011, 09:08:48 AM
there is very little that is right about my brother  ;D

The apples landed in a bunch, is what you're saying?  ;)




Also, if you haven't seen the movie "Black Sheep," you really need to. Not the Chris Farley/David Spade one. The New Zealand, flesh-eating-zombie-sheep one.  [thumbsup]
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WarrenJ

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September 29, 2011, 12:15:56 PM
Thinking about putting Corridales or Ramboulettes on my place.  I don't have horses anymore so my pasture is getting overgrown.  I could use those organic lawn mowers.
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zooom

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September 29, 2011, 12:41:35 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 29, 2011, 07:50:55 AM
If you're wondering why sheep freak me out, look one in the eye someday.  Freaky.

you don't have to look em in the eye if their hind legs are in your wellies!!!

Quote from: Buckethead on September 29, 2011, 11:38:22 AM
Also, if you haven't seen the movie "Black Sheep," you really need to. Not the Chris Farley/David Spade one. The New Zealand, flesh-eating-zombie-sheep one.  [thumbsup]

that movie is 7 different flavors of awesome!!!
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Monsterlover

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September 29, 2011, 12:43:20 PM
I had to google "wellies" since I haven't heard that term before.

Sicko.

[laugh]

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WarrenJ

#9
September 30, 2011, 06:50:50 AM
You occasionally see sheep with markings or numbers painted on them - they are the ones that kick when trying to put their rear legs in the Wellies. (or so I've been told)
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fastwin

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September 30, 2011, 09:04:39 AM Last Edit: September 30, 2011, 09:18:55 AM by fastwin
Quote from: Buckethead on September 29, 2011, 11:38:22 AM

Also, if you haven't seen the movie "Black Sheep," you really need to. Not the Chris Farley/David Spade one. The New Zealand, flesh-eating-zombie-sheep one.  [thumbsup]

Flesh eating zombie sheep!! Outstanding!! [thumbsup] My kind of movie. ;D The rest of this thread borders on NSFW. [laugh] I'll never look at Wellie boots the same way.

I have got to see this movie!!! [laugh]

Black Sheep Trailer

Baaaaaaaaa means NO!! [popcorn]

Damn, I can't remember who posted it but someone had a great devil goat story a while back! I remember seeing a quote in someone's avatar from that thread. Someone smarter than me needs to find that and re-post it. The goat had a name and the OP had a great story about the goat attacking him. Funny as hell!
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Monsterlover

#11
September 30, 2011, 01:34:33 PM
Netflix'd

:D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Two dogs

#12
October 01, 2011, 04:25:36 PM
That movie make me Baaaaaaaaa up  [cheeky]
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