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I got pulled pver today

Started by Grampa, October 19, 2011, 08:23:14 AM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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ManaloEA

First 2 videos, hilarious.

Last one, a little shocking.
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I bought two vehicles and a trailer from Suburban Auto Group(Chevrolet) in Sandy Oregon.

I always wondered what a trunk monkey was, now I know!

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fastwin

Holy shit, I almost fell out of my chair watching the trunk monkey videos!!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] It's a chimp but that's still funny as hell!!! So was the littlel girl video!! [laugh]
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Quote from: Triple J on October 21, 2011, 03:56:35 PM
The trunk monkey rules!  [laugh]

The dad in the pediatric edition ad kinda looks like derby  ;D

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