"If you had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.."

Started by duccarlos, November 30, 2011, 01:55:32 PM

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ManaloEA

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November 30, 2011, 06:37:14 PM
Does the definition of sex have to include another person?   [laugh]
2011 M696

ducatiz

#2
November 30, 2011, 06:52:39 PM
Quote from: ManaloEA on November 30, 2011, 06:37:14 PM
Does the definition of sex have to include another person?   [laugh]

the song addresses that
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ManaloEA

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November 30, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on November 30, 2011, 06:52:39 PM
the song addresses that
I guess my ADD kicked in and I didn't listen long enough...
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ab

#4
November 30, 2011, 09:10:56 PM
 [bang] long famine here  :'(  [bang]
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Triumph Speed Triple 2006 (now ~ 44K miles bought @ 4K miles on 04/2010)
Honda Grom 2015 ~ 3500miles so far.  Love this lil bike
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KnightofNi

#5
November 30, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
i had crotch fireworks too
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

duccarlos

#6
December 01, 2011, 05:57:43 AM
I will have to admit that at the time I posted this, I had not had sex  :'(

But, in my defense I wanted to post it earlier in the week when it was the case  [evil]

I will probably end up bumping this thread hopefully at least once a month
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducatiz

#7
December 01, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on December 01, 2011, 05:57:43 AM
I will probably end up bumping this thread hopefully at least once a month

the sad wish of a married man... :-)
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#8
December 01, 2011, 08:36:19 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 30, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
i had crotch fireworks too

a ginger condition?
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So I went solo.  -Me

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rgramjet

#9
December 01, 2011, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 01, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
the sad wish of a married man... :-)

Hear, make the beast with two backsin Hear!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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herm

#10
December 01, 2011, 11:14:50 AM
maybe change the title of the thread to.....wait for it.....

"I just had sex........"

it will be easier to search, and have more meaning when you bring it back to the top of the list every month or so.. [thumbsup]
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

fastwin

#11
December 01, 2011, 12:46:52 PM
That's some funny shit right there! [laugh] And yes... that's coming from an old married guy. [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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NoisyDante

#12
December 01, 2011, 01:02:41 PM
I'd be singing that song too if I had Blake Lively in my bed
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triangleforge

#13
December 01, 2011, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 30, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
i had crotch fireworks too

So apparently the "Want to see my titanium parts?" line works after all. Who knew?
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KnightofNi

#14
December 01, 2011, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 01, 2011, 08:36:19 AM
a ginger condition?

only when in the sun
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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