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ryandalling

#990
January 26, 2009, 06:22:41 PM
I was taking jumps in Florence with some pals... a sand rail cut under us while we were in the air.... his bike landed in the sand rail.... I don't know if the helmet protected him or not... but I do know he needed to drink most of a bottle of vodka to relax and kill the pain at the end of the day... he rode the bike back sideways... as the frame was bent... I have flipped my quad a dozen times... had the bike roll over me... and always come up with a few cracked ribs and a lot of sand dumped into the face of the helmet.... helmets are always good things. But, I never wear it when riding to the bathrooms and back at sand lake. :-)
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Mother

#991
January 27, 2009, 03:20:13 AM
Water Wetter is also commonly refered to as "soap" and comes much cheaper from your local bathroom at home

Visolara

#992
January 27, 2009, 11:24:32 AM
Ryan, a package arrived for you today.

:)

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DucMouse the Mighty

#993
January 27, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
please shoot me!!!!
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

duc_fan

#994
January 27, 2009, 11:56:33 AM

[laugh]

An honest CEO:

"Let's face it, we're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn."
-- Bill Watkins, CEO of Seagate

That's from a couple years ago, but I saw the quote on a webpage and had to go verify it.  That's gotta be the first CEO I've heard that didn't just blather.



Quote from: ducmouse on January 27, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
please shoot me!!!!

huh?

To be perfectly honest, I don't think shooting the spankin'est DMFer is going to solve anything...  [cheeky]
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

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Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...

ryandalling

#995
January 27, 2009, 12:09:32 PM
Quote from: Visolara on January 27, 2009, 11:24:32 AM
Ryan, a package arrived for you today.

Woo hoo!!!
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Betty Rage

#996
January 27, 2009, 02:44:41 PM
This was in my mom's neighborhood...

Teen fires shot with AK-47
Last Updated Jan 27, 2009 7:36 AM
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Police said they're searching for a teenager armed with an AK-47 after he fired a shot that didn't hit anyone.

Officers said they were called out to a domestic violence situation that resulted in a shooting at about 11 a.m. Monday about 10 miles west of St. Helens in the Yankton area of Columbia County.

Police said no one was hit in the shooting, but the shooter's mother suffered an injury that wasn't related to the shooting.

Columbia County deputies responded to disarm the shooter, police said. Officers were searching for the 19-year-old in the rural area but had been unable to find him.

The search involved law enforcement officers from at least four different agencies and included a plane and an armored personnel carrier. Neighbors in the area said that police told them to stay indoors.

"One of my family members came to my house and said there was like SWAT team going around so I came out here to see what was going on," Timothy Holland said. "I've got kids I probably need to get out of here. It's pretty scary."

Police said at about 4 p.m. they received information that the accused shooter was in someone's car and was driving to the sheriff's office to turn himself in.
Darkhorse den mother

ryandalling

#997
January 27, 2009, 02:49:18 PM
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on January 27, 2009, 02:44:41 PM
Timothy Holland said. "I've got kids I probably need to get out of here."
Probably? I think he gets the parent of the year award.  [roll]
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Visolara

#998
January 27, 2009, 02:57:54 PM
That damn Irishman O'Bama made him do it!
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Mother

#999
January 27, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
whatever, everyone knows obama is dutch...and thanks for the cold asshole

krolik

#1000
January 28, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 27, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
.and thanks for the cold asshole

What'd he do to your asshole? 
;D




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ryandalling

#1001
January 29, 2009, 07:29:30 AM
Quote from: krolik on January 28, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
What'd he do to your asshole? 

He made it cold... duh. Isn't that what he was thanking him for?   ;D
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

DucMouse the Mighty

#1002
January 29, 2009, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: BibleBoy on January 27, 2009, 11:56:33 AM

huh?

To be perfectly honest, I don't think shooting the spankin'est DMFer is going to solve anything...  [cheeky]

im sure someone would take over my spankin  [laugh]

ok i think i see the light at the end of the tunnel  8)

spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

DucMouse the Mighty

#1003
January 29, 2009, 09:55:50 AM
hey mother!!!

well i have been working on it and so far i have beat matt at Wii bowling and Mario Party  [laugh]

he finally threw something  [laugh] [laugh]  guess i should let him so i can get laid   8) [laugh]


spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

ryandalling

#1004
January 29, 2009, 10:07:01 AM
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)
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