Inane ramblings to avoid thread jacking

[JohnnyDucati]

Hey, man, I don't remember going to Sassy's!!! 

Oh, that must be the other Johnny.  Johnny Desmosome.  lol

[Gator]

Anyone else plan on going to this?

http://festa.ducati.de/englisch/index.php

we can meet up before and go together...

[Visolara]

Anyone else plan on going to this?

http://festa.ducati.de/englisch/index.php

we can meet up before and go together...

I wish, but no, Im on call and Jacob has Gin for me.

How's life over yonder?

[driza]

This is pretty funny

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=26902821

[desmosome]

My friend was at a opera in NY and ran into NP.

He said she was very charming.

He also pretended like he did know who she was.

[ryandalling]

A friend of mine is getting married and said the only way she would let me and my buddy Robert into the wedding was if we dressed in Dumb and Dumber tuxes.... so I googled it...

http://www.dumbanddumbercostumes.com/customer_comments.html

The customer comments on the site... with pictures... had me rolling on the floor. I wish I could do prom all over again and wear one of them. 

[ryandalling]

So... I look out the window today... and a coworker is sitting on my bike. Of course... by the time I get downstairs and out the building... he is gone... but WTF?!?!?  It's a good thing I just took that violence in the work place training... cause now I know all the actions I can't take when telling him off. 

[Visolara]

thats make the beast with two backsed up, I would pregnant dog slap them for sure!

[marvellous]

Dude, I'd be so pissed... Do you know who the guy is?  I would definately find out...

[ryandalling]

Yeah... I know who it is... and he rides a Vespa... and is foreign... so I am not sure if he understands how much I want to beat him down right now.

[NEIKOS]

What did your class say about pissing on someone's Vespa . . . or in their helmet?

Or saving a really good groaner in a plastic bag and putting it on his seat in the sun where it will melt and spread in a nasty runny stinking poo kinda way all over the seat?

[ryandalling]

Our conversation.... "Getting on a man's bike is like getting on a man's wife, some people are into that shit, but if I come around the corner and see somebody mountin my wife... I grab a shotgun." Enough said.

[desmosome]

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[NEIKOS]

Our conversation.... "Getting on a man's bike is like getting on a man's wife, some people are into that shit, but if I come around the corner and see somebody mountin my wife... I grab a shotgun." Enough said.

And how'd he take it?

[Tailgunner]

Some of the older Superbikes have a retracking sidestand, it's snaps up when the bike is stood upright, had Ryan's bike been this way I bet it would have been dropped  sweep the leg Ryan, sweep the leg