Which one of you is this?

[XJBaylor]

Someone fess up, which one of you guys (or girls) is this?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mcy/730473513.html

[bryant8]

I don't think anybody in this group would ride a bike 3 miles and quit.

[never2loud]

Unless it was a really awesome-ly illegal 3 miles; cops impound the bike, march your ass off to jail... the whole bit...

Nah, nobody here that's for sure.

[El Matador]

WTF? that guy is crazy...

I bought my 695 for 7400 new, without being tipped over...

[Duc L'Smart]

flagged & gone... scam maybe?

[El Matador]

flagged & gone... scam maybe?

Nah, probably just highway robbery!

[XJBaylor]

I assumed it didn't belong to anyone here. I just appreciated the fact that it went down in the driveway within the first 3 miles. I may start doing that with new bikes. Buy it, take it into the parking lot and knock it over. Just go ahead and get that out of the way.

[caffeinejunkee]

I assumed it didn't belong to anyone here. I just appreciated the fact that it went down in the driveway within the first 3 miles. I may start doing that with new bikes. Buy it, take it into the parking lot and knock it over. Just go ahead and get that out of the way.

...it clearly increases the value of the bike. 

[RichD]

Whoever would buy a Ducati and be scared of it in three miles...
...probably tastes like Butterscotch. 

[never2loud]

I assumed it didn't belong to anyone here. I just appreciated the fact that it went down in the driveway within the first 3 miles. I may start doing that with new bikes. Buy it, take it into the parking lot and knock it over. Just go ahead and get that out of the way.

"Parking lot"?  Phewt... how about gas station ?  Second fill up - in front of God and Everybody... 

Gotta be worth an extra 5 grand in resale. 

Yeah, my Monster has the "authentic" Ducati-Ding