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Started by Grampa, March 23, 2012, 02:58:36 PM

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Grampa

Free tire changes for all DMF'rs  BYOT

;D





(if I'm not working..... I got a new job today)

;D
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Pedro-bot

Nice!!!  [bacon]

Kudos to you sir.

Now where's the bike lift?
;D
1999 M750 AKA Little Blue Monster, 2002 S4, 2006 Sport 1000, 2008 Sport 1000, 2005 749s, 2018 R NineT Urban GS

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

hbliam


ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2012, 02:58:36 PM
Free tire changes for all DMF'rs  BYOT

;D





(if I'm not working..... I got a new job today)

;D
new job?

do tell... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Grampa

Substitute teachers assistant for the counties alternative education program. No more slinging Bilt crap
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
Substitute teachers assistant for the counties alternative education program. No more slinging Bilt crap
Congrats...

I never liked sales either.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
Substitute teachers assistant for the counties alternative education program. No more slinging Bilt crap


There goes the neighborhood...!   ;)

Congrats, Joel.   [thumbsup] [beer]


[bacon]
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



rgramjet

Mos def!  I think you missed your calling!

;D
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

Quote from: rgramjet on March 24, 2012, 07:13:19 AM
Mos def!  I think you missed your calling!

;D
I always wanted to be a television comedian...

but it wasn't fashionable to drink on stage until Ron White came along...

and I'm only funny if I'm drinking. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



rgramjet

Yeah, but is anybody else laughing besides you?

;D

My wife cringes when Im drunk/funny.  Sometimes I can even get her to leave the room!

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Buckethead

Awesome, Joel! Aren't new toys fun?  [beer]

This could make showing up to WCDIMBY a real possibility...  [coffee]
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