make the beast with two backs...make the beast with two backs..make the beast with two backs

Started by kopfjäger, May 30, 2012, 08:32:53 PM

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lethe

I hope I never witness any make the beast with two backsheads doing stuff like that. I have an uneasy feeling that my better sense would go out the window and I'd end up in jail for a long time myself from what I'd do to them.  :-\
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fastwin

Well the piece of shit that set fire to the Grandma/convenience store clerk just bumped his case to capital murder when she died and is now looking at a minimum of life in prison (mini cap) or the death penalty. I know which one I would choose but then we'd spend 20 years paying for his appeal while he gets a college education on line from death row. [bang] If he's found guilty I'll charge the state of Texas a total of $20 to dose him with gas and flick a Bic lighter on him. [popcorn]

Does that make me a bad person? ;)
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lethe

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Quote from: fastwin on May 31, 2012, 11:51:48 AM
Well the piece of shit that set fire to the Grandma/convenience store clerk just bumped his case to capital murder when she died and is now looking at a minimum of life in prison (mini cap) or the death penalty. I know which one I would choose but then we'd spend 20 years paying for his appeal while he gets a college education on line from death row. [bang] If he's found guilty I'll charge the state of Texas a total of $20 to dose him with gas and flick a Bic lighter on him. [popcorn]

Does that make me a bad person? ;)

I'd do it for free, and even supply the gas.

And people wonder why I hate people....
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Damn the torturer
Damn whoever "raised" them
Hope for positive lessons to be learned somewhere by someone from this. 


:'(
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 30, 2012, 08:48:39 PM
I'd stand next to you and hand you anything you needed...

  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(





  [bacon]

Yeah, same here.

I can think of a lot of bad things to do to someone like this.

Things that take days.



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DRKWNG

I'd hate to think what would happen if I came across someone committing an act like this, and god help them if they were doing it to my pet.  

I'd do things to them that would make an Afghan turn away with a sick stomach.  
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kopfjäger

No new news yet. I am constantly following up. The owner said after they found him, even with 65% of his body skinned, he was still wagging his tail. The Vet that put him down said his nerves twitched for 30 min afterwards. I seriously want to make the beast with two backs these guys up.
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IZ

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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Spck31

In the kind of psycho, monster of all, really horrifying happened in my hometown. This week all the media lead this story about this guy.
>:( :-X  [puke]
http://news.nationalpost.com/tag/luka-rocco-magnotta/
http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/world/americas/canada-body-parts-suspect/index.html?hpt=wo_c2

Those kind of people are really really sick, something is missing in the brain. The cnn link, not mentioned that this guy has filmed all is murder of a chinese student,  (not kitten cat this time) and send his 10 min movie, to a gore horror site... All Canada police teams reach for him, and asked help of FBI and Interpol..

And what make my blood boil in my vein that this jerk succeeded in what he want : being a star, be seen.  [puke] [puke] [puke]



Monsterlover

Quote from: kopfhunter on May 31, 2012, 06:15:41 PM
No new news yet. I am constantly following up. The owner said after they found him, even with 65% of his body skinned, he was still wagging his tail. The Vet that put him down said his nerves twitched for 30 min afterwards. I seriously want to make the beast with two backs these guys up.

Man, this broke my heart to read.

I have not been able to stop thinking about it.

I haven't been able to stop focusing on the terrible person that did this.

Until now.  I'm changing my outlook on this from this terrible person to the dog.

The dog is awesome.  Even after all that happened to him he still wags at his people.  He's still happy to see his people.

His spirit was unbreakable to the end.  True heart.   [bow_down]  :'(

Dogs are so much better than us.
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Le Pirate

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 01, 2012, 08:04:50 AM

The dog is awesome.  Even after all that happened to him he still wags at his people.  He's still happy to see his people.

His spirit was unbreakable to the end.  True heart.   [bow_down]  :'(

Dogs are so much better than us.

I really, truely believe that the best of us (humans) will never be as noble, or loyal as the worst of them (dogs). Which makes me a little sad. And is also why I like my dogs much more than most people I know.
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