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Started by Grampa, June 29, 2012, 05:22:16 PM

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Grampa

June 29, 2012, 05:22:16 PM
I cant add.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

The Bacon Junkie

#1
June 29, 2012, 05:26:17 PM
is this michelle posting under joel's account?

:D





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Speedbag

#2
June 29, 2012, 05:27:09 PM
 ;D
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Grampa

#3
June 29, 2012, 05:45:27 PM
Tomorrow we will officially be married for five years. I bought traditional six year gifts.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speedbag

#4
June 29, 2012, 06:18:22 PM
 ;D

I'm half in the bag right now, and apparently way more smarterer.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

sugarcrook

#5
June 29, 2012, 06:25:39 PM
So saying 5 years seemed like 6 isn't a good idea?

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Slide Panda

#6
June 29, 2012, 06:46:07 PM
That's not dumb - that's proactive  [thumbsup]
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Grampa

#7
June 29, 2012, 07:03:51 PM
I knew we were married in 07.... and I didn't forget the date... I just had it in my head that is was six years.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Howie

#8
June 29, 2012, 11:20:31 PM
Since I rarely remember my own birthday I get away with stuff like that.

ducpainter

#9
June 30, 2012, 03:27:01 AM
I'd take credit for remembering and move on. ;)
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Ddan

#10
June 30, 2012, 05:43:41 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 30, 2012, 03:27:01 AM
I'd take credit for remembering and move on. ;)
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Grampa

#11
June 30, 2012, 05:52:34 AM
Cue Fred and Barney.


Well.... 5 years ago today... She said "I do", I said " you better" you guys gave us a monster... and life has gotten better every day since.



Eep op ork ah ah sweetie pie.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#12
June 30, 2012, 05:54:55 AM
Happy Anniversary kids. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


BerettaMato

#13
June 30, 2012, 06:04:21 AM
Hope you two grow stronger, and happier every year.
Beretta Giarratano
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LMT

#14
June 30, 2012, 07:32:45 AM
 [clap]  here's to many more!
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