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Started by kopfjäger, June 29, 2012, 06:52:29 PM

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stateprez

Quote from: triangleforge on January 16, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
I see what you did there...

Sounds mostly like he's finally negotiated a deal for his testimony against the top levels of the UCI.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/15/sports/cycling/lance-armstrong-admits-doping-and-says-he-will-testify-against-cycling-officials.html?_r=0
Lance says yes, Feds say no.
http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/01/analysis/feds-could-see-armstrong-in-court-after-rejecting-restitution-offer_271610

QuoteThe Wall Street Journal reported that USADA CEO Travis Tygart told Armstrong it was too late to come clean with the perks of an effective plea bargain, and that the minimum he could hope for was an eight-year ban rather than the lifetime barring he’s currently saddled with â€" an effective death knell for his endurance career.
http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/01/analysis/analysis-the-ever-shifting-ground-beneath-lance_271507

Doesn't sound like they're going to play ball.  My guess is the UCI is going to be gutted regardless of testimony.
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kopfjäger

Lance is 'crawfishing'  :D
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Billyzoom

He is a wondrous athlete, and a rather horrible example of a human.  I used to admire him, and now I hope he faces serious consequences. 

DRKWNG

He's always been an ass.  I met him in the in/around '94, and he was a colossal ass to everyone in the room.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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kopfjäger

Quote from: DRKWNG on January 16, 2013, 05:05:50 PM
He's always been an ass.  I met him in the in/around '94, and he was a colossal ass to everyone in the room.

That's because he was jacked.  ;)
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DRKWNG

It wouldn't surprise me if that was either before he went on the juice, or right when he started.  Regardless though, he was an ass.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

stateprez

Quote from: DRKWNG on January 16, 2013, 05:10:07 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if that was either before he went on the juice, or right when he started.  Regardless though, he was an ass.
I've read speculation that he was on stuff as early as 18 during his Olympic Devo/ Pro Tri days.  Steroid use at that age has been linked to accelerated/early cancer- not that that conclusion could ever be proven.
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kopfjäger

Quote from Lance tonight.

"I didn't invent the culture, but I didn't try to stop the culture."
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kopfjäger

"I wasn't afraid of getting caught."

Raced clean in 09-10, finished 3rd and 23rd.
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ducatiz

Quote from: kopfjäger on January 17, 2013, 06:17:28 PM
Quote from Lance tonight.

"I didn't invent the culture, but I didn't try to stop the culture."

Don't hate the player, baby.  Hate the game.
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Quote from: ducatiz on January 17, 2013, 07:22:33 PM
Don't hate the player, baby.  Hate the game.

I don't hate him, I'm ashamed of him.  :D
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Triple J

Watched the Oprah interview. What a POS he is. I doubt he was clean in 09/10 either. Lying is one thing, attacking people like he did is inexcusable.

zooom

do you think he regrets making his fight with UCI as public as it was...because you know he doesn't regret threatening anyone really and he sure doesn't actually regret cheating....just getting caught probably more than anything....
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