Corrupt a wish

[BWClark]

I wish the poop didn't stick to my dogs butt when she goes to the bathroom

Granted. The dog's poop now sticks to your butt when she goes to the bathroom.

I wish a was a little more self-confident...

[MuscovyDuc]

You get all the confidence you need by doing an awesome job of cleaning the poop off my butt.

I wish that I had some 

[Porsche Monkey]

You get your popcorn. You have so much it fills your house and forces you to live outside. Popcorn fills you and your bikes every nook and cranny.

I wish there wasn't an hour and a half wait to get a haircut today.

[Monsterlover]

Granted.  There is no more wait for a hair cut because it's all fallen out overnight.  You're bald, and the back of your head and neck look just like Telly telly Savalas'

I wish I could run my car on dog and cat "leftovers."

[Drunken Monkey]

I wish I could run my car on dog and cat "leftovers."

Granted. Except you have to run them through your digestive track first.

I wish VS would never buy another web site.

[aaronb]

Granted. Except you have to run them through your digestive track first.

I wish VS would never buy another web site.

granted, VS never buys another site because they own them all.  even porno.

i wish it was 4:30, i wanna go home!

[jclin]

granted, VS never buys another site because they own them all.  even porno.

i wish it was 4:30, i wanna go home!

Nicely done. Your wish is granted. It's 4:30am and you're home but you have to get up in a couple hours to go to work.

I wish my wish could not be corrupted.

[x136]

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted in any way, shape, or form. Your brain, however, is. You now barely function, and smell colors. And everything smells brown.

I wish this coming weekend was three months long instead of three days.

[jclin]

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted in any way, shape, or form. Your brain, however, is. You now barely function, and smell colors. And everything smells brown.

I wish this coming weekend was three months long instead of three days.

Ah, x136... Your wish is granted. This weekend will last three months, but since it's fourth of July, fireworks are set off continuously for one of those months... in your left eye. The next two months, the doctors try to repair it with nothing but a spoon, needle, and masking tape... and they mix your eyes up and start on the right instead.

I wish my paperwork would do itself.

[bryant8]

Presto... your paperwork does itself now, but the IRS has the CIA detain you in Gitmo doing IRS audits 24/7.  You are never seen again.

I wish I didn't lose my garage door opener on the highway during my ride to work

[ducpenguin]

Presto... your paperwork does itself now, but the IRS has the CIA detain you in Gitmo doing IRS audits 24/7.  You are never seen again.

I wish I didn't lose my garage door opener on the highway during my ride to work

As you wish...you didn't lose it...you accidentally sat on it and it has wedged itself up in your personal cavity...and unfortunately, the only way to open the garage door now is to reach in and press the button every time.  (Buy handywipes!)

I wish everyone a happy 4th!

[SacDuc]

As you wish...you didn't lose it...you accidentally sat on it and it has wedged itself up in your personal cavity...and unfortunately, the only way to open the garage door now is to reach in and press the button every time.  (Buy handywipes!)

I wish everyone a happy 4th!

Granted. But you wished us a happy 4th of March. This makes us point and laugh at you when you are not looking.

I wish for a 12" pianist.

sac

[Grampa]

Granted, but Mini Liberace woo's yer woman away from you. That's what'cha get for play'n with yer organ, when ya should have been going to piano lessons.



I wish I had a beer right now.

[SacDuc]

Granted, but Mini Liberace woo's yer woman away from you. That's what'cha get for play'n with yer organ, when ya should have been going to piano lessons.



I wish I had a beer right now.

Here's your warm Coors Light.

I wish I could do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight.

sac

[Grampa]

Here's your warm Coors Light.

I wish I could do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight.

sac

granted.... I want to make sure ya get that out of your system before tomorrow night

I wish I liked warm coors lights