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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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aaronb

#240
July 03, 2008, 04:41:14 PM
Quote from: jclin on July 03, 2008, 02:31:27 PM
Granted. Instead your sitting in an orifice. Michael Moore's orifice.

I wish my gf's butt was bigger.



i wish for a 20,000 mile valve service interval
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ducatiz

#241
July 03, 2008, 05:14:03 PM
Quote from: aaronb on July 03, 2008, 04:41:14 PM


i wish for a 20,000 mile valve service interval

granted.  now every time the earth rotates you have to have a heart bypass surgery.

i wish beer goggles made women actually look like you think they look.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lethe

#242
July 03, 2008, 05:21:58 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 03, 2008, 05:14:03 PM
granted.  now every time the earth rotates you have to have a heart bypass surgery.

i wish beer goggles made women actually look like you think they look.


Too bad you can't get the images of wildebeests and gnus out of your head.

I wish that Yellowstone would blow it's top.
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Kaveh

#243
July 03, 2008, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on July 03, 2008, 05:21:58 PM
Too bad you can't get the images of wildebeests and gnus out of your head.

I wish that Yellowstone would blow it's top.

Granted, but yellowstone is your nickname, Top is the nickname of Ash (you're the bottom) [bang]


I wish I was a NFL pro-bowl quarterback

ducatiz

#244
July 03, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
Quote from: Kaveh on July 03, 2008, 05:49:12 PM
Granted, but yellowstone is your nickname, Top is the nickname of Ash [bang]


I wish I was a NFL pro-bowl quarterback

poof, you are joe namath and must wear panty hose all day long now.

i wish i could urinate on vladimir lenin's corpse.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Kaveh

#245
July 03, 2008, 05:53:21 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 03, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
poof, you are joe namath and must wear panty hose all day long now.

i wish i could urinate on vladimir lenin's corpse.

You do urinate on Lenin's corpse, but your urine has magical properties and Lenin is now a Zombie that takes over teh US gov't.

I wish panty hose didn't run...

Drunken Monkey

#246
July 03, 2008, 07:23:17 PM
Quote from: Kaveh on July 03, 2008, 05:53:21 PM

I wish panty hose didn't run...

Granted. But now they don't come off either.

I wish God had never been invented.
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tommys67

#247
July 03, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 03, 2008, 07:23:17 PM


I wish God had never been invented.


OK - there is no god... that's actually a good one! 8)

But to play the game...

There is no god, there is no religion, there are no religious traditions, so...  no rest on Sunday.  You must work 7 days a week until death.

I wish I could lose weight effortlessly!
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BWClark

#248
July 03, 2008, 07:42:15 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 03, 2008, 07:23:17 PM
I wish God had never been invented.


Granted. As most theologists believe,  God is the Creator and source of existence, and doesn't require his creation's invention to exist.

At the minimum, God is beyond the boundaries of space and time. Never don't mean squat.

Doh, too slow.

QuoteI wish I could lose weight effortlessly!

Granted. It takes no effort to lose weight, because it's out of your control entirely. You shrink until you disappear!

I wish people were a little nicer to each other.

Manny

#249
July 03, 2008, 09:36:31 PM
Quote from: BWClark on July 03, 2008, 07:42:15 PM
I wish people were a little nicer to each other.

Granted, but now people incessantly sniff your butt just to say hi. And you are expected to do the same.

I wish fireworks weren't going to go all night tonight, keeping me awake...  [bang]

x136

#250
July 03, 2008, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Manny on July 03, 2008, 09:36:31 PMI wish fireworks weren't going to go all night tonight, keeping me awake...  [bang]

Granted, but you slept with earplugs, so you didn't notice anyway, thus wasting a perfectly good wish!

I wish I hadn't taken a nap today and thrown off my sleep schedule for the night.
     

krolik

#251
July 04, 2008, 10:37:26 AM
You didn't take a nap, but you're now tired and cranky.

I wish that George Lucas produces another Star Wars trilogy.
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silentbob

#252
July 04, 2008, 11:31:06 AM
Quote from: krolik on July 04, 2008, 10:37:26 AM
You didn't take a nap, but you're now tired and cranky.

I wish that George Lucas produces another Star Wars trilogy.

Granted.  It is just as bad as the other Star Wars movies, excluding the first one.  It is one giant CGI cluster f*ck.  The characters are all 20th century Disney types and the entire soundtrack is done to rap music.  Your wish is punishment all by itself.

I wish I could burn stupid people as fuel in my Ducati.

ducatiz

#253
July 04, 2008, 12:39:34 PM
Quote from: silentbob on July 04, 2008, 11:31:06 AM
Granted.  It is just as bad as the other Star Wars movies, excluding the first one.  It is one giant CGI cluster f*ck.  The characters are all 20th century Disney types and the entire soundtrack is done to rap music.  Your wish is punishment all by itself.

I wish I could burn stupid people as fuel in my Ducati.

granted, but now your exhaust smells like burning flesh and shit and instead of a nice jingle-jangle for your clutch, it is the sound of bones crunching.  you are jailed for life and end up being sodomised for the rest of your natural days.

I wish there were more biodiesel stations around.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

NAKID

#254
July 04, 2008, 01:03:44 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 04, 2008, 12:39:34 PM
granted, but now your exhaust smells like burning flesh and shit and instead of a nice jingle-jangle for your clutch, it is the sound of bones crunching.  you are jailed for life and end up being sodomised for the rest of your natural days.

I wish there were more biodiesel stations around.



Granted, but it turns out that inhaling the emissions from biodesiel causes cancer in labrats and now biodesiel is outlawed. So many people had put their money into it that we go into a further recession. Thanks asshole!

I wish I didn't get a sunburn today.
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