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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Buckethead

#300
July 06, 2008, 02:21:52 PM Last Edit: July 06, 2008, 02:33:38 PM by Obsessed?
You are given the picture by the PI you hired to tail me. You are left crying in the fetal position when you look at the photos and realize the horrible, demeaning things I've just done to your mother.

I wish calculus weren't so hard.



On an unrelated note, congrats on the nuptials porschaholic.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

#301
July 06, 2008, 03:05:25 PM
Poof, calculus is easy.  Now, everyone has a PhD in math and no one will accept a job hauling trash or in construction.  All other disciplines fall to the wayside and everyone acts like a Mentat.  Society falls apart and a civil war erupts.  Many of the math-nerds have developed nukes at home.  Hellloooo Armageddon.

I wish that Ahmadinejab of Iran would spontaneously rape a camel in public while shouting obscenities about his religious practices.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Porsche Monkey

#302
July 06, 2008, 03:22:25 PM
Thanks for the congrats Obsessed.

Granted. The Iranian dude gets some good media attention and is banished from his land. He is exiled to live in America and now becomes your neighbor.

I wish pilot powers lasted forever and still had great handling.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

BWClark

#303
July 06, 2008, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on July 06, 2008, 03:22:25 PM
I wish pilot powers lasted forever and still had great handling.

Granted. They last forever and maintain great handling. They are so miraculous that they attract government attention and are deemed classified and are for top secret military use only. Yours are confiscated.

I wish I hadn't lost so much money on the stockmarket in the last year.

Buckethead

#304
July 06, 2008, 06:19:33 PM
Granted. You lost your money in real estate like the rest of the country.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#305
July 06, 2008, 06:40:51 PM
Granted, but you now work more than 8 hours by the same percentage that the day has increased in length.  All the extra work makes your hair fall out even faster.

I wish I had adaptive camo like the Predator does.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

BWClark

#306
July 06, 2008, 07:00:16 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 06, 2008, 06:40:51 PM

I wish I had adaptive camo like the Predator does.

You had it... between the ages of 3 and 6 months of age. Fortunately you outgrew it and never attracted the attention of the government.

I wish it wasn't winter here in the southern hemisphere. The rain and cold is starting to get to me.

krolik

#307
July 06, 2008, 08:45:06 PM
Granted, it's now summer in the southern hemishpere, in the middle of a heat wave, over 110 degrees F for weeks.

I wish Mother had a happy life.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Buckethead

#308
July 06, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 06, 2008, 08:45:06 PM
I wish Mother had a happy life.

Shut yer hole!  >:(

Who would I base my Christopher Walken/can't be bothered with punctuation writing style on?

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

BWClark

#309
July 07, 2008, 07:03:30 PM Last Edit: July 07, 2008, 07:06:14 PM by BWClark
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 06, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
Shut yer hole!  >:(

Who would I base my Christopher Walken/can't be bothered with punctuation writing style on?



Okay okay, Both granted. Mother has a happy life, but Obsessed has nobody to idolize anymore.

Obsessed, Christopher Walken buys a Monster and joins the board and you can base your writing style directly on his, but all he writes is nonsense about a watch and keeping it up his ass. Your writing emulates his...




I wish I could see into the future...

aaronb

#310
July 07, 2008, 07:42:02 PM
Quote from: BWClark on July 07, 2008, 07:03:30 PM



I wish I could see into the future...

you can see the future.  and you wait in constant fear for march 3rd 2010... there is nothing you can do.


i wish my team old have won volleyball tonight.  free pitcher FTW
Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

krolik

#311
July 07, 2008, 07:46:39 PM
Your old team won at volleyball, too bad they were playing your new team.

No beer for you.

I wish that there were boobies in every post on the DMF.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

aaronb

#312
July 07, 2008, 07:48:34 PM Last Edit: July 07, 2008, 07:52:11 PM by aaronb
whoops should have read would...  we bought the pitchers we didn't win....
Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

aaronb

#313
July 07, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 07, 2008, 07:46:39 PM
Your old team won at volleyball, too bad they were playing your new team.

No beer for you.

I wish that there were boobies in every post on the DMF.

sure...MAN BOOBS 

i wish i were sitting on a beach in the dominican with a pina` colada in my hand right now




Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

BWClark

#314
July 07, 2008, 08:26:09 PM Last Edit: July 07, 2008, 08:30:46 PM by BWClark
Quote from: aaronb on July 07, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
sure...MAN BOOBS 

i wish i were sitting on a beach in the dominican with a pina` colada in my hand right now

You get your wish, but in your left hand is my voluptuous man-boob! You cannot bring yourself to let go!

I wish aaronb and I were in the dominican and that he was holding my man-boob. 

Edit: Dear god. That man boob pic was horrible...
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