Corrupt a wish

[ducatiz]

Granted - You can time travel effortlessly, but your clothes cannot.  You arrive everywhere nekkid.

that's great, but the purpose and manner of my time travel, i would just go nekkid anyhow...    

[x136]

I wish I could instantly triple my skill level at riding a motorbike [moto]

Your skill is tripled. But it only applies to mopeds and 50cc scooters.

I wish summer didn't exist, being replaced by spring and fall.

[Grampa]

granted.... you step on a spring, and fall. breaking your neck.

I wish for whirly peas

[KnightofNi]

granted.... you step on a spring, and fall. breaking your neck.

I wish for whirly peas

you get whirly peas injected into your ass every hr, on the hr.



i still wish my co-worker wasn't an airhead

[SacDuc]

you get whirly peas injected into your ass every hr, on the hr.



i still wish my co-worker wasn't an airhead

Your co-worker is brilliant. You however are so retarded they won't even let you participate in the Special Olympics.

I wish I had a gun in a knife fight.

sac

[Drunken Monkey]

I wish I had a gun in a knife fight.

sac

Granted. Ammo for the gun is another story, however.

I wish I invented and own the patents on a cheap, practical, long distance, teleportation machine.

[x136]

I wish I invented and own the patents on a cheap, practical, long distance, teleportation machine.

You did, but then the patent was quickly revoked for being obvious.

I wish I had a wish-ruination shield.

[SacDuc]

You did, but then the patent was quickly revoked for being obvious.

I wish I had a wish-ruination shield.

Granted. So there you go. You have your stupid sheild. Good job. Now you went and ruined the thread. We were just trying to have a few laughs. But you had to go and wreck it for everyone. I hope you're proud of yourself. I hope that sheild keeps you real warm at night because that's all you're going to have left after word gets out that you think that you are just soooooo special that you get to wish for the wish-ruination shield. You will live a long miserable lonely life.


I want a puupy.


sac

[Mother]

Granted. So there you go. You have your stupid sheild. Good job. Now you went and ruined the thread. We were just trying to have a few laughs. But you had to go and wreck it for everyone. I hope you're proud of yourself. I hope that sheild keeps you real warm at night because that's all you're going to have left after word gets out that you think that you are just soooooo special that you get to wish for the wish-ruination shield. You will live a long miserable lonely life.


I want a puupy.


sac

you could have had a puppy if mr brilliant there hadn't ruined everything

now the poor puppy dies in the kennel never to be loved inappropriately by sac

[KnightofNi]

Granted. So there you go. You have your stupid sheild. Good job. Now you went and ruined the thread. We were just trying to have a few laughs. But you had to go and wreck it for everyone. I hope you're proud of yourself. I hope that sheild keeps you real warm at night because that's all you're going to have left after word gets out that you think that you are just soooooo special that you get to wish for the wish-ruination shield. You will live a long miserable lonely life.


I want a puupy.


sac

you have a puppy. it's na,me is cerebus. he grows up into a great watchdog. a very, very large one at that.
have fun trying to get inot your own house.

i wish x136 hadn't gotten his wish ruination shield.

[silentbob]

you have a puppy. it's na,me is cerebus. he grows up into a great watchdog. a very, very large one at that.
have fun trying to get inot your own house.

i wish x136 hadn't gotten his wish ruination shield.

The shield is gone but it was guarded by a couple of angry chimps and in the process of removing it you lose your testicles and your nose.

I wish I had an army of trained chimps that knew Joel's address.

[Grampa]

The shield is gone but it was guarded by a couple of angry chimps and in the process of removing it you lose your testicles and your nose.

I wish I had an army of trained chimps that knew Joel's address.

granted..... they come over, hang out.... we have a party, I brainwash them, and they become my troops.


I wish a had a poo slingshot

[TiNi]

granted..... they come over, hang out.... we have a party, I brainwash them, and they become my troops.


I wish a had a poo slingshot

poo slingshot always backfires 

i wish you all would stop talking about poo

[Grampa]

poo slingshot always backfires 

i wish you all would stop talking about poo

Granted.... welcome to pee talk, 24 hrs of nonstop wizz referances.

I wish I had an autojohn

[SacDuc]

Granted.... welcome to pee talk, 24 hrs of nonstop wizz referances.

I wish I had an autojohn

That's shitty. Anyway, you have an autojohn. And you are his autowhore. He's hung like horse and just ate a fist full of Viagra.

I wish my father didn't have to work so hard.

sac