Corrupt a wish

[Johnny OrganDonor]

Your dad can take it easy because you're there to do all of his work and run personal errands for him.

I wish that the rest of you couldn't type.

[Grampa]

Your dad can take easy because you're there to do all of his work and run personal errands for him.

I wish that the rest of you couldn't type.

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[Buckethead]

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I wish I wasn't on duty tomorrow.

[NuTTs]

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I wish I wasn't on duty tomorrow.

You are on duty  , I wish I could work tomorrow

[Buckethead]

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Bastid. Ya beat me by 12 seconds. 

[Manny]

You may work tomorrow. In the new toenail processing factory just down the street from your house...

I wish i had a plate full of real bacon (not turkey bacon) and some good tequila. And, you know, wasn't at work so that I could enjoy it...

[Johnny OrganDonor]

You may work tomorrow. In the new toenail processing factory just down the street from your house...

I wish i had a plate full of real bacon (not turkey bacon) and some good tequila. And, you know, wasn't at work so that I could enjoy it...

You have your bacon and tequila but you now find yourself in Mecca standing inside the largest mosque in the world.

I wish that I could speak Esperanto

[Manny]

You have your bacon and tequila but you now find yourself in Mecca standing inside the largest mosque in the world.

I wish that I could speak Esperanto

Jerk...  

You can speak Esperanto, but only Esperanto. And you now live in Brooklyn, so no one can understand more than 20% of what you say.

I wish I could go pick up my gun (with the new night sights on it) now.

[NuTTs]

You have your bacon and tequila but you now find yourself in Mecca standing inside the largest mosque in the world.

I wish that I could speak Esperanto

Oh you evil man

[Porsche Monkey]

I am sipping on Manny's fine platinum family reserve tequila right now. I have no more wishes.

[Porsche Monkey]

I wish I understood my new wife more.

[jclin]

Granted. You are now a woman.

I wish my bruise didn't hurt.

[Porsche Monkey]

Granted. Your bruise doesn't hurt anymore. Now your face does because I've been pregnant dog slapping you for the past hour because you turned me into a woman.

I wish I was a man again.

[jclin]

Granted, you're a man again. But you still hit like a girl... and your new wife hits like you used to... and she's PISSED you don't understand her. "Ever."

I wish my bruised face was considered attractive by all the beautiful women in the world.

[Porsche Monkey]

Your bruised face is attractive to all of the most beautiful women in the whole world. Unfortunatly for you they can't get within twenty feet because you now shart yourself with excitement anytime one of them gets close.


I wish that toilet paper was unobtainable for you.