Corrupt a wish

[Buckethead]

jclin can no longer obtain toilet paper. Unfortunately for you, porschaholic, he lives with you and he's your new apprentice at work. Fortunately, this means you're surrounded by all the hotties. But you're still married, and constantly being shadowed by Captain Stinky.

I wish the Metal Gear games weren't so damned preachy.

[tommys67]

I wish the Metal Gear games weren't so damned preachy.

Done and Granted.  However to appease the people who LIKE the preachiness, the total amount of game time is slashed by 80%.


I wish I wasn't completely and thoroughly addicted to the internet .

[x136]

I wish I wasn't completely and thoroughly addicted to the internet .

Your addiction is tested daily by a screaming 28,800 baud pipe.

I wish the good old da+++ NO CARRIER

[NuTTs]

Your addiction is tested daily by a screaming 28,800 baud pipe.

I wish the good old da+++ NO CARRIER

Your carrier´s signal has just returned. You´ve just been downgraded to 9600baud.

[Porsche Monkey]

I wish Nutts would remember how to play the game.

[SacDuc]

I wish Nutts would remember how to play the game.

He remebers. But the game he remembers is Monopoly.

I wish the yellow tail at the sushi I ate at last night was better.


sac

[KnightofNi]

He remebers. But the game he remembers is Monopoly.

I wish the yellow tail at the sushi I ate at last night was better.


sac

the yellow tail was fantastic, however you aste so many yellow tails that you got a blockage from all the fins and can't poop.


i wish for nothingness.

[DCXCV]

the yellow tail was fantastic, however you aste so many yellow tails that you got a blockage from all the fins and can't poop.


i wish for nothingness.

...but nothing can't last forever.

I wish people would stop trying to hit me on the commute.

[jclin]

I wish people would stop trying to hit me on the commute.

Your wish is granted. They start hitting you on the commute.... with foam bats! You make it safely to work, but your co-workers laugh at you uncontrollably. It's hard to work now.

I wish I didn't have to do my presentation next week.

[ducatiz]

Your wish is granted. They start hitting you on the commute.... with foam bats! You make it safely to work, but your co-workers laugh at you uncontrollably. It's hard to work now.

I wish I didn't have to do my presentation next week.

granted, it is due tomorrow.

i wish i had a full time butler and maid who were both 100% normal and loyal and only worked for minimum wage and there were no weird surprises from them.

[sno_duc]

granted, it is due tomorrow.

i wish i had a full time butler and maid who were both 100% normal and loyal and only worked for minimum wage and there were no weird surprises from them.

You got it, the maid looks like Kate Moss / the bulter is a spitting image of Mr French.
However to afford the maid and bulter you have to take on a new job that keeps you on the road 364 days a year.

I wish someone else would crawl under the bug and finish installing new turbo.

[Porsche Monkey]

Someone steals your bug and installs the turbo themselves.


I wish I had a Titanium member.

[Johnny OrganDonor]

Someone steals your bug and installs the turbo themselves.


I wish I had a Titanium member.

OK, but titanium has no nerve sensation.

I wish that I could flick a beer bottle cap across the room by snapping my fingers.  It always seems to impress the ladies and I've never been able to do it.

[Porsche Monkey]

You can now flick a beer cap across the room. Unfortunatly your aim leaves some to be desired. You put out the eye of the only hot chick in the place. The rest look like chewbacca.

I wish for bacon flavored beer.

[ducatiz]

You can now flick a beer cap across the room. Unfortunatly your aim leaves some to be desired. You put out the eye of the only hot chick in the place. The rest look like chewbacca.

I wish for bacon flavored beer.

>bing< You have it.  It's the most nauseating thing you've ever tasted and now you vomit at the mere mention of any pork product, much less "bacon."  Orthodox Jews around the world now snicker at the mention of your name.


I wish women didn't fart and didn't need to -- and didn't produce any kind of disgusting gas like men do.