Corrupt a wish

[Drunken Monkey]

I wish I could find my oil pan.

Granted. You discover it lodged in your appendix.

I wish life wasn't empty and meaningless.

[Grampa]

Granted. You discover it lodged in your appendix.

I wish life wasn't empty and meaningless.

granted.... but it's meaning, is to be empty.

I wish the skin on my bck would stop flaking off

[Ducatiloo]

granted.... but it's meaning, is to be empty.

I wish the skin on my bck would stop flaking off

Granted but it's your excess back hair that is holding it on.

I wish they never canceled Silver Spoons.

[Grampa]

Granted but it's your excess back hair that is holding it on.

I wish they never canceled Silver Spoons.

granted..... but now the entire cast is played by the cast of the View

I wish Blondie would play in Bakersfield

[Ducatiloo]

granted..... but now the entire cast is played by the cast of the View

I wish Blondie would play in Bakersfield

Granted but Deborah Harry chokes to death on a substance that looks like back hair.

I wish a was a Vampire.

[BWClark]

I wish I knew where all my back hair went... I was cultivating it.

[ducatiz]

Granted but Deborah Harry chokes to death on a substance that looks like back hair.

I wish a was a Vampire.

you're a vampire.

but you can only survive by biting and sucking blood from obese peoples' asses.

i wish i could travel at near-light speed without a ship and would never age.

[x136]

i wish i could travel at near-light speed without a ship and would never age.

Granted. Unfortunately, you handle like a drag car, and fly directly into a star.

I wish I could breathe in space.

[CairnsDuc]

Granted. Unfortunately, you handle like a drag car, and fly directly into a star.

I wish I could breathe in space.

Granted, But space Sucks anyway and sucks the life right out of you.

I wish I had a 12" Wang

[DarkStaR]

Granted, But space Sucks anyway and sucks the life right out of you.

I wish I had a 12" Wang

You have a 12" wang, but it's inside out.

I wish I knew the things I know now back in highschool.

[Ducatiloo]

You have a 12" wang, but it's inside out.

I wish I knew the things I know now back in highschool.

You do but only because you still haven't graduated.

I wish Ruben Xaus never left the SBK and won the Championship last year.

[sno_duc]

Granted, But space Sucks anyway and sucks the life right out of you.

I wish I had a 12" Wang

Be careful what you wish for, boy do you have it. Any time you get arroused the lack of blood causes you to black out, so you don't remember a thing.

You have a 12" wang, but it's inside out.

I wish I knew the things I know now back in highschool.

You do, but so do all the girls. Your advanced pick-up lines fail just as miserable as your HS ones did.

I wish every good wish in this thread are granted.

[x136]

I wish every good wish in this thread are granted.

Every good wish in this thread is granted, but with a terrible cost.

I wish I had a free frogurt. With sprinkles.

[Manny]

Every good wish in this thread is granted, but with a terrible cost.

I wish I had a free frogurt. With sprinkles.

Granted, but since I don't know what a frogurt is you get yogurt growing out of your hair follicles in long curvy strings. With sprinkles.

I wish I could go home now...

[CairnsDuc]

Granted, but since I don't know what a frogurt is you get yogurt growing out of your hair follicles in long curvy strings. With sprinkles.

I wish I could go home now...

Granted. but your house has been destroyed by a freak Frogurt Explosion

I wish I had the body of a God!