Corrupt a wish

[lauramonster]

I wish I had a new bike every 6 months.

Poof!  You have a new bike every 6 months, unfortunately they're all made by Schwinn.

I wish my employer gave me 6 weeks of vacation off every year.

[Jeremy]

You have 6 weeks of vacation per year, but you're so overworked the only thing you can do is sleep for the entire time.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

[OwnyTony]

Done, But everyone else already had the ability to do that and that is the new established way of communicating.  Now you know that people think of you as a retard for developing so slow. 

I wish I could make bacon materialize and eat it when ever I want.

[x136]

I wish I could make bacon materialize and eat it when ever I want.

Too easy. It's turkey bacon.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[NuTTs]

Too easy. It's turkey bacon.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

KAZAAM!! your wish is granted but, them coconuts are hanging downstairs (if you know what I mean) and now ALL the monkeys in the area want a piece.

I wish I could decide on my next motorbike!

[OwnyTony]

KAZAAM!! your wish is granted but, them coconuts are hanging downstairs (if you know what I mean) and now ALL the monkeys in the area want a piece.

I wish I could decide on my next motorbike!

You decide to get the ugliest, slowest, least fuel efficient  poorest handling and non mod-able motorized bike. 

I wish I had the ability to fix anything.

[lauramonster]

with your Midas touch, you fix everything you touch, and as you walk out of the room it breaks.  Careful with the wife tonight

I wish toastie would re-appear!!

[OwnyTony]

with your Midas touch, you fix everything you touch, and as you walk out of the room it breaks.  Careful with the wife tonight

I wish toastie would re-appear!!

He does, when you realize that he has been hiding up you.....You see where this is going.  It is through hours of rectal pushing that he finally shows himself to everyone on the dmf.

I wish I rode my bike today

[MendoDave]

You rode your bike today but then a garbage truck accidentaly loaded it up in the back and smashed it. It was then that you realized your insurance ran out.

I wish I had really good coverage insurance that cost me nothing.

[Manny]

I wish I had really good coverage insurance that cost me nothing.

Your significant other is sick and tired of paying for your insurance, hence you get no Christmas presents this year.

I wish I could wake up without coffee. 

[ryandalling]

I wish I could wake up without coffee. 

You wake up in the morning with no coffee in the house, and all the baristas in town are on strike.



I wish all women found me to be so insanely sexy that they all wanted me!! 

[sno_duc]

You wake up in the morning with no coffee in the house, and all the baristas in town are on strike.



I wish all women found me to be so insanely sexy that they all wanted me!! 

Granted, the non-stop endless string of hot babes has left you no time for BACON,beer,bike riding, sleep or even basic hygene. The closest you get to a shower is doing it in a hot tub.

I wish all the telemarketers in the world had to endure half the wishes on this thread.  ( quess which half, have another sno-cone  )

[NuTTs]

Granted, the non-stop endless string of hot babes has left you no time for BACON,beer,bike riding, sleep or even basic hygene. The closest you get to a shower is doing it in a hot tub.

I wish all the telemarketers in the world had to endure half the wishes on this thread.  ( quess which half, have another sno-cone  )

Graanteeed, all the telemarketers in the world have endured untold amounts of physical and mental abuse and can take no more!! And can´t eat one more sno-cone (you bastards corrupted my snow cone).

They are now door to door salami and vibrator sales people who hound your neighbourhood.

I wish I never got married 

[Grampa]

Graanteeed, all the telemarketers in the world have endured untold amounts of physical and mental abuse and can take no more!! And can´t eat one more sno-cone (you bastards corrupted my snow cone).

They are now door to door salami and vibrator sales people who hound your neighbourhood.

I wish I never got married 

poof..... you werent, gay marriage was not legal back when you got hitched.

I wish it was Sunday

[ryandalling]

I wish it was Sunday

Poof... it's Sunday night and you have to go to sleep now and prepare for a nice long Monday at work.


I wish it were Friday.