Corrupt a wish

[Manny]

I wish it were Friday.

Poof, it's Friday. But your town is now orthodox Jewish and everything is closed tomorrow, and you are expected to not use a motor vehicle of any kind.

I wish the red-tape associated with going to school was as easy to deal with as the classes/assignments. 

[triangleforge]

Done; the red tape is now gone. But the only classes available are in monocolor needlepoint.

I wish my Sidi boots didn't squeak.

[Manny]

Done; the red tape is now gone. But the only classes available are in monocolor needlepoint.

I wish my Sidi boots didn't squeak.

They don't, but the oil is rotting the flesh from your feet.

I wish I had new plastic sliders for my Sidi boots.

[jclin]

<offtopic>

Granted, the non-stop endless string of hot babes has left you no time for BACON,beer,bike riding, sleep or even basic hygene. The closest you get to a shower is doing it in a hot tub.

This is called CORRUPT a wish. I think you failed. I really do wish that the only baths/showers I took is with hot women in a hot tub......
</offtopic>

I wish I had new plastic sliders for my Sidi boots.

Granted, master! You now have sliders that connect to the bottom of your Sidi boots. They are made of plastic and teflon. Consequently, you can't stand your bike up unless you are perfectly balanced, which means you can't even get it upright from the kickstand.

I wish I had a center kickstand on my Monster.

[SacDuc]

They don't, but the oil is rotting the flesh from your feet.

I wish I had new plastic sliders for my Sidi boots.

You got 'em. But you lose both of your feet in a freak accident at the zoo involving three wombats and a large woman dressed in olive green.

I wish I could forget the taste of chickory. 

[edit]

I wish that I could type faster than jclin and that his center kick stand for his monster would be only a single post mounted right in line with teh wheels.

Bastard.


sac

[jclin]

You got 'em. But you lose both of your feet in a freak accident at the zoo involving three wombats and a large woman dressed in olive green.

I wish I could forget the taste of chickory. 

[edit]

I wish that I could type faster than jclin and that his center kick stand for his monster would be only a single post mounted right in line with teh wheels.

Bastard.

Granted. Sorry, I'm hard of hearing. Plus I was going through a tunnel. Did I get it right?

I wish sac didn't hate me 

[silentbob]

I wish my Sidi boots didn't squeak.

<since you people can't stay on topic anyway>
Spray the vertebra with Plexus and it stops the squeak.
</since you people can't stay on topic anyway>

[SacDuc]

Granted. Sorry, I'm hard of hearing. Plus I was going through a tunnel. Did I get it right?

I wish sac didn't hate me 

I love you.  I want you to come over so I can rub you with lavendar scented oils.

I wish my wife would come back from LA so I could stop writing naughty things to jclin.

sac

[jclin]

I wish my wife would come back from LA so I could stop writing naughty things to jclin.

Granted, master. She's back in your arms, but discovers the oils and jclin's picture. At first, she's intrigued, but now she wants a threesome. And jclin's ugly (I am... really) .. and a guy (edited, because I realize how gay I'm sounding, but I'm tired so screw you).

I wish I was attractive.

[SacDuc]

Granted, master. She's back in your arms, but discovers the oils and jclin's picture. At first, she's intrigued, but now she wants a threesome. And jclin's ugly (I am... really).

I wish I was attractive.

You're make the beast with two backsing gorgeous. But only briefly to internet guys pining for their wives to return. And also to your soulmate who will see all the beauty that is you, both inner and outer. But that person died in a wombat related incident several posts ago.

I wish I could choose how drunk to stay, yet keep drinking as much as wanted to.

sac

[sno_duc]

<offtopic>This is called CORRUPT a wish. I think you failed. I really do wish that the only baths/showers I took is with hot women in a hot tub......
</offtopic>
Granted, master! You now have sliders that connect to the bottom of your Sidi boots. They are made of plastic and teflon. Consequently, you can't stand your bike up unless you are perfectly balanced, which means you can't even get it upright from the kickstand.

I wish I had a center kickstand on my Monster.

<offtopic> He had nothing but hot women, no Bacon, no beer, no riding Ducati's, no sleep........... nothing but bonking 24/7............. even Bacon would get old if it was all you had </ offtopic>

[jclin]

<offtopic> He had nothing but hot women, no Bacon, no beer, no riding Ducati's, no sleep........... nothing but bonking 24/7............. even Bacon would get old if it was all you had </ offtopic>

<offtopic> Hot women <> bacon </offtopic>

I wish I could choose how drunk to stay, yet keep drinking as much as wanted to.

Granted. You keep drinking water.

I wish my job paid better.

[ducatiz]

<offtopic> Hot women <> bacon </offtopic>Granted. You keep drinking water.

I wish my job paid better.

poof, your job now pays $1 mil /year, but your new duties are Official Elephant Shit Pie Taster for the rare and endangered Algerian maggot which the local zoo is trying to breed and can only survive on elephant poo.

I wish my house would clean itself in a non weird way (i.e. no flying stuff and no poltergeists)

[Manny]

I wish my house would clean itself in a non weird way (i.e. no flying stuff and no poltergeists)

Bing, you now live with Mary Poppins, who helps you clean your house in a fun and non-weird way. But you have to endure the singing. Your wife comes home to find you living with another woman...

I wish that all snakes in CO would suddenly disappear. I HATE f'in snakes. 

Sorry about the chicory, Sac. You can always feed it to your family, or take it to the office, or put cream/sugar in it like normal people do...  

[NuTTs]

Bing, you now live with Mary Poppins, who helps you clean your house in a fun and non-weird way. But you have to endure the singing. Your wife comes home to find you living with another woman...

I wish that all snakes in CO would suddenly disappear. I HATE f'in snakes. 

Sorry about the chicory, Sac. You can always feed it to your family, or take it to the office, or put cream/sugar in it like normal people do...  

Abracadabra! The snakes from CO are now gone but, all the snakes from the neighbouring states have invaded CO and started multiplying rabbit style. You now have a snake invasion in CO.. you get bitten by a viper.. in your crotch and the only cure is for Pee Wee Herman and the Red Power Ranger to suck the venom out, s-l-o-w-l-y.

I wish A-Team re-runs were on daytime tv again, I´m so f-kin bored.