Corrupt a wish

[toaster]

they do come on during the day, but you are too busy helping manny chase the snakes outta his place to ever get to watch.

i wish piranha were legal to own in texas.

[NuTTs]

they do come on during the day, but you are too busy helping manny chase the snakes outta his place to ever get to watch.

i wish piranha were legal to own in texas.

They are but, the local restaurants and their clientele have taken a liking to their delicate yet sweet flesh. Pirañas are now extinct.

I wish I hadn´t wished manny all those snakes

[triangleforge]

What, you think they're there just because you wished it? Nah, it's just his karma. Your wish never happened, but he's still up to his ass in adders.

I finally got the damn gutters and water tank installed with monsoon rains pouring down my back, and now it's dry as a bone. I wish it would rain!

[ryandalling]

I wish it would rain!

It rains for 7 straight days... your gutters are the only thing dry... your house floats away.



I wish the hair on my head would grow back.

[triangleforge]

It does grow back, but the only place they could harvest plugs for the transplant was from your crotch.

I wish I had a boat.

[rgramjet]

Poof, you now have hair on your scalp! Unfortunately you now have no eyebrows.  You now have to pencil in your emotionless face with dry erase markers.

I wish my wife would lighten the F up.

[rgramjet]

It does grow back, but the only place they could harvest plugs for the transplant was from your crotch.

I wish I had a boat.

This ones too easy!

Poof, you get a boat.  You now long for the second happiest day of a boat owners life.

I wish my wife would lighten the F up!

[OwnyTony]

Poof, your wish is granted, your wife looses weight but shes pregnant dogier than ever.

I wish I beer was free for everybody of age.

[Manny]

Poof, your wish is granted, your wife looses weight but shes pregnant dogier than ever.

I wish I beer was free for everybody of age.

Beer (in a loose sense of the word) is now free. But it's all PBR. 

I wish I would win the Powerball (it would help if I'd actually buy a ticket).

[OwnyTony]

So does everyone else in America.  Your share of the winnings is less than the cost of your ticket.

I wish PBR beer tasted better.

[triangleforge]

SHAZZAM! PPR tastes as good as Boont Amber. Unfortunately, trendy bars in Brooklyn start charging $5 a can. Oh wait, that already happens...

I wish I was a rock and roll god...

[SacDuc]

SHAZZAM! PPR tastes as good as Boont Amber. Unfortunately, trendy bars in Brooklyn start charging $5 a can. Oh wait, that already happens...

I wish I was a rock and roll god...

You are. But in the original meaning of the term. You are the most famous person ever to whore himself out in the back of strangers cars.

I wish I had boat and I wish I had a pony I would ride upon my boat (make the beast with two backsing Julia Roberts would be nice too  ).

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[rgramjet]

Poof, you now have an 18 hand Tennessee Walking Horse and a 14' John Boat, you do the math.  Julia is on the shore, dry and laughing at you.

I wish Jenny Mcarthy would dump Jim Carrey  and come hang out with me.  Or Amy Nicolini, the annoying tap dancing weather girl from NYC.....I dig them both.

[DCXCV]

Poof, you now have an 18 hand Tennessee Walking Horse and a 14' John Boat, you do the math.  Julia is on the shore, dry and laughing at you.

I wish Jenny Mcarthy would dump Jim Carrey  and come hang out with me.  Or Amy Nicolini, the annoying tap dancing weather girl from NYC.....I dig them both.

Granted, given the choice between you and her, Jenny dumps Jim for Amy tapdancer girl.  They both dig each other.  No videos ever surface, though.

I wish the moon could be turned red, like Mars.  Then maybe some other colors every couple years.

[krolik]

Granted, given the choice between you and her, Jenny dumps Jim for Amy tapdancer girl.  They both dig each other.  No videos ever surface, though.

I wish the moon could be turned red, like Mars.  Then maybe some other colors every couple years.

Granted, but the new colors cause a worldwide zombie epidemic.

I wish zombies wouldn't eat my brain.