Corrupt a wish

[Ducatiloo]

It is, but you're grounded and can't leave the house.

Im ready for this thread to die.  I wish someone would put up a poll to decide if i should lock it

My mom said I could go!!

Granted but no one votes to lock it.
I wish somone would do my 6k valve inspection for me.

[triangleforge]

You got it -- his name's Cletus, and his first words are "How much diffrunt could it be than mah Shovelhead?"

I wish I had more of this sweet iced tea.

(And I don't recall a living will for this thread -- just 'cause there's no sign of brain activity is no reason to pull the plug!)

[Ducatiloo]

You got it -- his name's Cletus, and his first words are "How much diffrunt could it be than mah Shovelhead?"

I wish I had more of this sweet iced tea.

(And I don't recall a living will for this thread -- just 'cause there's no sign of brain activity is no reason to pull the plug!)

Granted but it's warm and you're out of ice.
I wish Cletus would get off my porch

[NuTTs]

Granted but it's warm and you're out of ice.
I wish Cletus would get off my porch

Cletus gets off your porch as he´s taken over every square inch of it in semi-solid diarrhea and he slid off the end.. in fact so did you and everyone else who tried getting into or out of your house as Cletus shat all over your house also.

I wish this thread new life

[MendoDave]

It has new life but Ducatiloo still wants to kill it.

I wish I had a new 848 and a new Motard.

[Ducatiloo]

It has new life but Ducatiloo still wants to kill it.

I wish I had a new 848 and a new Motard.

Talk to Monsterlover about that 

Granted you have a new 848 and Motard but while on their virgin trips you discover you only had the shipping oil in the the engines
I wish Stoner didn't hit the sand last Sunday

[MendoDave]

Talk to Monsterlover about that 

Granted you have a new 848 and Motard but while on their virgin trips you discover you only had the shipping oil in the the engines
I wish Stoner didn't hit the sand last Sunday

In your universe he didn't hit the sand, but he actually did hit the sand and came in second.
I wish Bacon came in an extra Bacon flavor.

[DucDucDave]

In your universe he didn't hit the sand, but he actually did hit the sand and came in second.
I wish Bacon came in an extra Bacon flavor.

Bacon now comes in an Extra Bacon flavor, but all bacon is now in the form of Beggin Strips for dogs.

I wish I could act.

[rgramjet]

Bacon now comes in an Extra Bacon flavor, but all bacon is now in the form of Beggin Strips for dogs.

I wish I could act.

Poof, (pardon the pun) you can act!!  You play the lead role in La Cage au Faux and win an oscar for the The Life and Times of Freddy Mercury, not that theres anything wrong with that.

I wish my new Au Pair is as smokin as my current Au Pair, the changing of the guards occurs this Saturday after 2 great years...

[Ducatiloo]

Poof, (pardon the pun) you can act!!  You play the lead role in La Cage au Faux and win an oscar for the The Life and Times of Freddy Mercury, not that theres anything wrong with that.

I wish my new Au Pair is as smokin as my current Au Pair, the changing of the guards occurs this Saturday after 2 great years...

Granted but for some reason her fugly Mother came to make sure she won't be corrupted by the America.

I wish when ever someone posted the work "smokin" it was required to post photographic proof for the DMF to judge

[NuTTs]

Poof, (pardon the pun) you can act!!  You play the lead role in La Cage au Faux and win an oscar for the The Life and Times of Freddy Mercury, not that theres anything wrong with that.

I wish my new Au Pair is as smokin as my current Au Pair, the changing of the guards occurs this Saturday after 2 great years...

OT but my mine isn´t too bad.. my neighbour got a smokin hot one from Brittany, bastard. 

[triangleforge]

I wish when ever someone posted the work "smokin" it was required to post photographic proof for the DMF to judge

Granted, but they can only post the proof over on TOB and include a NSFW link here. Traffic there goes through the roof, the Canadians make billions and get the last laugh.

I wish I could write the novel that would leave critics saying "Hemingway? Who was that?"

[rgramjet]

OT but my mine isn´t too bad.. my neighbour got a smokin hot one from Brittany, bastard. 

OT I get high fives from the dads at my pool and dirty looks from the moms because my au pair wears a freakin tonga cut bikini.  Not quite a thong, but magically transforms into one at times.....brings a tear to my eye.

[Ducatiloo]

OT I get high fives from the dads at my pool and dirty looks from the moms because my au pair wears a freakin tonga cut bikini.  Not quite a thong, but magically transforms into one at times.....brings a tear to my eye.

Sounds like you guys need to start a new thread   

Poof you write the greatest novel ever written for all the spans of time, sadly it only sells 2 copies, due to the decline of basic education,  when the students are told my their mentor to write a review on book that in his mind is the second coming of Hemingway, they say huh Hemingway?

I wish I could eat Bacon and eggs for breakfast every day for the rest of my long life.

[NuTTs]

OT I get high fives from the dads at my pool and dirty looks from the moms because my au pair wears a freakin tonga cut bikini.  Not quite a thong, but magically transforms into one at times.....brings a tear to my eye.

OT I´m off to the pool right now.. summer is killing me.