Corrupt a wish

[silentbob]

granted

however you find you never want to

i wish fish didn't taste like fish

Granted but all your women do.

I wish I could ride like Bayliss.

[Super T.I.B]

Granted but all your women do.

I wish I could ride like Bayliss.

Granted.

You ride like Bayliss's mum, Mrs Bayliss.

I wish I could pick the winning lottery numbers every week.

[roy-nexus-6]

Granted.

You ride like Bayliss's mum, Mrs Bayliss.

I wish I could pick the winning lottery numbers every week.

Granted.

Your skills do not go unnoticed, & you are kidnapped by the Mob. A mob doctor removes your arms & legs, and you are kept in a box in an underground lair: you are required to provide winning numbers each and every week.... or else!

I wish for immortality!

[Super T.I.B]

Granted.

Your skills do not go unnoticed, & you are kidnapped by the Mob. A mob doctor removes your arms & legs, and you are kept in a box in an underground lair: you are required to provide winning numbers each and every week.... or else!

I wish for immortality!

Granted.

But you live an existence of blended steak and beans and need a 75 year old matron to wipe your butt when you go poo-poo.

I wish I could summon a legion of dragons and wipe out all the scum that prey on people.

[Mother]

Granted.

Your skills do not go unnoticed, & you are kidnapped by the Mob. A mob doctor removes your arms & legs, and you are kept in a box in an underground lair: you are required to provide winning numbers each and every week.... or else!

I wish for immortality!

your wish is granted

you wake up one morning surprisingly refreshed without the standard feeling of empending doom that the rest of us mortals carries around inside each and every day

However

during your walk to the local coffe shop for a latte

you witness the sun going supernova and the world is incenerated

leaving you alive and adrift in deep space for eternity

Have a nice...forever

I wish that I understood women

[Drunken Monkey]

I wish that I understood women

Your head explodes.

I wish I could start, stop or reverse the aging process in my body at will.

[Mother]

Your head explodes.

I wish I could start, stop or reverse the aging process in my body at will.

granted

however to decrease the age of one part it increases the age of another

and vice versa

I wish that I was able to understand women...seriously

[lethe]

granted

however to decrease the age of one part it increases the age of another

and vice versa

I wish that I was able to understand women...seriously

You only understand serious women and die from boredom.

I wish I could buy the house next door to all of you and become the bad neighbor that drives down all of your property values.

[Mother]

You only understand serious women and die from boredom.

I wish I could buy the house next door to all of you and become the bad neighbor that drives down all of your property values.

Granted

you die of lead poisoning the next week

I wish I was lethe

[Super T.I.B]

Granted.

You die from lead poisoning.

I wish I was Iz. maybe.

[TiNi]

granted

but everytime you ride your moto, you get a flat tire...

i wish i didn't have to work

[Super T.I.B]

granted

but everytime you ride your moto, you get a flat tire...

i wish i didn't have to work

Granted.

But you turn into a sloth and have to be lifted from your bed with a forklift.

I wish I invented a renewable energy resource that cannot be reproduced except by me.

[Mother]

Granted.

But you turn into a sloth and have to be lifted from your bed with a forklift.

I wish I invented a renewable energy resource that cannot be reproduced except by me.

granted

you have become a giant waste eating bug that shits oil

I wish that each of the middle eastern countries was lead by one of the Backstreetboys and Nsync

[ducatiz]

granted

you have become a giant waste eating bug that shits oil

I wish that each of the middle eastern countries was lead by one of the Backstreetboys and Nsync

Granted, except you're claimed as a citizen of both and are repeatedly drafted and jailed by each for refusing to serve.  Each time is like a scene from the prison in Midnight Express.

I wish I could make any politician's mouth spontaneously fill with poop while they are talking.

[Monsterlover]

Granted, but you must put the poop there with your own ungloved hand.

I wish I invented a gun that shoots rabid weasels at criminals