Corrupt a wish

[Grampa]

way to go Travis 








CLEAR!

I wish I was Luke Duke

[Monsterlover]

Granted, but you are quickly replaced by your long lost cousins Coy and Vance.

I wish Hot Pockets grew on trees

[TiNi]

you have a hot pocket tree in your backyard,
but it's warmth makes your grass grow at ten times the rate it used to.

i wish i could make all the sick people in the world better.

[Grampa]

you have a hot pocket tree in your backyard,
but it's warmth makes your grass grow at ten times the rate it used to.

i wish i could make all the sick people in the world better.

it's done.... but, the powers that be, have decided that the sickness can only be cured with a spoon.

I wish the carrots in our garden did not mock me.

[Porsche Monkey]

it's done.... but, the powers that be, have decided that the sickness can only be cured with a spoon.

I wish the carrots in our garden did not mock me.

Granted,   The carrots in your garden no longer mock you, but a gang of homosexual monkeys have decided to move in and eat all your carrots. 


I wish I had more money to pay for mods

[ducatiz]

Granted,   The carrots in your garden no longer mock you, but a gang of homosexual monkeys have decided to move in and eat all your carrots. 


I wish I had more money to pay for mods

Done, but you are only allowed to purchase mods such as breast implants, lip augmentation and butt enhancements -- for yourself.

I wish every idiot soccer mom yapping on a cel phone while driving would accidentally shove the phone up her nose and die.

[TiNi]

Done, but you are only allowed to purchase mods such as breast implants, lip augmentation and butt enhancements -- for yourself.

I wish every idiot soccer mom yapping on a cel phone while driving would accidentally shove the phone up her nose and die.

k... you get your wish, but get run over when they die...

i wish i had all of the answers, and they were all correct

[Grampa]

*  what is it with gay monkeys mess'n with me?



Poof.... what is, you are now Ken Jennings


I wish the alternative lifestyle monkeys would leave me be.

[silentbob]

*  what is it with gay monkeys mess'n with me?



Poof.... what is, you are now Ken Jennings


I wish the alternative lifestyle monkeys would leave me be.

You have your wish.  You are raped by angry armadillos and the monkeys no longer find you attractive.

I wish Joel would take my kittens.

[Grampa]

granted....... but the ST and the ST's pink are part of the deal  (the kittys can ride in the saddle bags)


I wish animals would leave my anus alone (make that all my orafices)

[ducatiz]

granted....... but the ST and the ST's pink are part of the deal  (the kittys can ride in the saddle bags)


I wish animals would leave my anus alone (make that all my orafices)

granted..  now that monkeys and armadillos have thoroughly abused your anus, an entire family of gay gorillas seeks oral pleasure from you -- and gets it.

i wish i had a ducati apollo.

[Grampa]

granted..  now that monkeys and armadillos have thoroughly abused your anus, an entire family of gay gorillas seeks oral pleasure from you -- and gets it.

i wish i had a ducati apollo.

Granted...but Gus Grissom lowsides the bike while delivering it.


I wish for a house made of swiss cheese

[Porsche Monkey]

Granted...but Gus Grissom lowsides the bike while delivering it.


I wish for a house made of swiss cheese

Granted,   You get your house of cheese, but it is the nastiest, stinkiest, moldiest cheese ever and all your neighbors property values have plummeted.  You can't park your bike in the garage because the kickstand sinks instantly. 



I wish everyone would donate a dollar to me so I could afford a diamond wedding ring for my fiance.  Lol

[Grampa]

Granted,   You get your house of cheese, but it is the nastiest, stinkiest, moldiest cheese ever and all your neighbors property values have plummeted.  You can't park your bike in the garage because the kickstand sinks instantly. 



I wish everyone would donate a dollar to me so I could afford a diamond wedding ring for my fiance.  Lol

granted..... but you have to marry Randall as part of the deal.


I wish I could eat bread.

[Porsche Monkey]

Granted,   All you can eat is bread.  The only bread you can find though is moldy and stale. 



I wish to be heterosexually gang raped by all the hottest Victoria's Secret models over and over.