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dolci

#150
October 24, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Quote from: zooom on October 24, 2012, 01:35:11 PM
HOA's and the nosey neighbor that likes to call them about every infraction they can like it is their own personal conquering mission!

Are we in trouble again?
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

2005 620ie
1998 GS500E - gone

zooom

#151
October 24, 2012, 01:45:25 PM
Quote from: dolci on October 24, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Are we in trouble again?

no...not this month at least...LOL  ;)
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

The Architect

#152
October 24, 2012, 03:16:24 PM
Public toilet behavior:

People talking on their phone while in a public restroom.  I'm not a shy toilet user but I really don't give a shit about what you had for dinner last night!

People who treat a public restroom as if it were a nuclear waste dumping ground.  Please, other people need to use the facility.  And I do not carrier my personal haz-mat suit with me at all times.  Take a half hour and go see a doctor or adjust your diet.

The Architect

#153
October 24, 2012, 03:33:58 PM
People who don't like pies.

How could someone not like apple pie, pecan pie, cherry pie, lemon meringue, coconut cream, etc........

hooligan machinist

#154
October 25, 2012, 02:33:37 PM
Slow poke drivers on twisty mountain roads. [bang]
cell # (931)-316-2020

Monsterlover

#155
October 25, 2012, 06:32:30 PM
States without twisty mountain roads [bang]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

LMT

#156
October 25, 2012, 06:46:41 PM
work days that drag on forever.

Dannyboy

#157
October 28, 2012, 06:20:43 PM
#hashtageverystupidmake the beast with two backsingthing

brimo

#158
October 29, 2012, 12:01:34 AM
F-wits that sit at a light and wait for the other person to move before they realise it's turned green. Great when you get two (or more) of these cocks next to each other, then no-one moves.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Grappa

#159
October 29, 2012, 01:26:11 AM
Craigslist ads for motorcycles or cars that say, "too much to list."  What?  Are you make the beast with two backsing paying per word?  It's free!!!!

People who post their shit on craigslist multiple times.

People who do not remove the posting once something has sold.
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

fastwin

#160
October 29, 2012, 07:57:53 AM
Me. [bang]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducpainter

#161
October 29, 2012, 07:58:44 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Bick

#162
October 29, 2012, 07:44:02 PM
Political phone canvassers...

Calling when I am fixing dinner...

From the opposing party...

That are very intoxicated.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

#163
October 29, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: Bick on October 29, 2012, 07:44:02 PM
Political phone canvassers...

Calling when I am fixing dinner...

From the opposing party...

That are very intoxicated.



I was just calling to say hello.

Bick

#164
October 29, 2012, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 29, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
I was just calling to say hello.

That's on the list too. 
;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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