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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

spolic

He man, where are all the ads?

duccarlos

Buying a video game, then realizing that it's dubbed to Spanish... and they did a horrible job at it.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

rgramjet

#198
The mva.  I returned my old tags the day I got my new to me truck.  Just got a letter saying I owe $150 for not returning my tags........
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Grappa

When you go to a website for a winery, brewery, or distillery, and the website forces you to enter your age before you can proceed.  As if any underage person could not/would not lie about their age.   [roll]
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

Bick

Hearing Christmas music this early.  At least wait until after Thanksgiving!  [bang]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

jaxduc

christmas music irritates me regardless of the time of year
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

aaen

Inconvenience stores. Aka stores that are open 10 to 5 in a niche market(scuba diving, motorcycles, etc) when anyone who can afford to do these past times work a normal job from 8 to 5.  Oh then they decide to take mental  health days after a 4 day weekend, when you book time off to make it in grrrrrrrrrr

Speedbag

Quote from: Bick on November 10, 2012, 09:20:00 PM
Hearing Christmas music this early.  At least wait until after Thanksgiving!  [bang]

+1
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Bick

Question for Randimus...

Does Toyota require a buyer to get a frontal lobotomy before taking delivery of a Prius?  Is the procedure included in the cost of the car?

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

brimo

#205
People who don't use an apostrophe to indicate the possessive, or use an apostrophe when it's a plural.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Heath

When my grandma gives me directions while I am driving her around in her city and we get lost.  Then she blames me for it.
"Yes I know we are lost grandma, but you said turn right at the light."
"Not THAT light Heath, now I am all mixed up"
[bang]
2007 Ducati Monster S4RT
2006 Ducati Monster S2R800 Dark [sold]

Speedbag

Quote from: brimo on November 13, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
People who don't use an apostrophe to indicate the possessive, or use an apostrophe when it's a plural.

Don't forget the rampant inability of some to properly use to/too/two.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Johnny5

Ok here's a stupid one.  In my office, the sales guy that sits in the cube next to me.  He eats Potato chips for lunch every single day.  Not that big of a deal... except... he chomps and crunches each and every G*D*MN chip until the whole bag is gone.  Still not that big of a deal I guess, except that it sounds like he is crunching them into a microphone, connected to a 1200 Watt PA system with four powered 15" speakers directly facing my cubicle.  [bang] [laugh]
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jaxduc

your you're  [bang]
why does it annoy me so much???
Call me the grammar Nazi.
it probably has to do with the fact that I didn't know how to read or write in ENGLISH until the 9th grade... and these people have been doing this their whole life.
oh also there, their, the're.
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?