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muskrat

#225
November 23, 2012, 05:15:22 PM
When craigslist has been taken over by retailers and spammers. 
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Desert Dust

#226
November 23, 2012, 08:43:40 PM
Lazy gordos who sit in their cars blocking traffic for five minutes while waiting for the "good" parking spot when in fact the extra 100 foot walk would do them good but instead the rest of us sit in our cars and wait just to get to an OPEN PARKING PLACE!  [bang]   
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

RAT900

#227
November 24, 2012, 05:30:34 AM
people who know you are waiting to get into the parking space they are leaving

who deliberately take their time to do everything except pull out

it is the Long Island  "no one is gonna rush me" attitude
This is an insult to the Pez community

lazylightnin717

#228
November 27, 2012, 04:48:45 PM
McDonalds garbage on the side of the road  [bang]

I don't get it...

There is always going to be a trash can at either

...point A

or

...point B

Throw it in the make the beast with two backsing trash!
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

Monsterlover

#229
November 27, 2012, 04:51:53 PM
Yellow tail wine commercials.

They suck balls.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bick

#230
November 27, 2012, 05:41:52 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 27, 2012, 04:51:53 PM
Yellow tail wine commercials.

They suck balls.

Appropriate.  So does the product!

Idiot drivers!  Calling out to SoCal - send some of your 5 & 405 shooters!  Think a few good highway shootings will take care of this road rage problem!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Desert Dust

#231
November 27, 2012, 06:55:36 PM
coldsores  :P :P :P got one of those annoying #@&!! now.
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

rgramjet

#232
November 28, 2012, 05:16:34 AM
Quote from: Desert Dust on November 27, 2012, 06:55:36 PM
coldsores  :P :P :P got one of those annoying #@&!! now.

Lysine is your friend.

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

yamifixer

#233
November 28, 2012, 09:14:18 AM
The fact that my house is 1 beer from the convenience store on the corner. i pick up a 6 pack most weekends
'00 M900Sie, '66 Benelli Fireball, '70 Honda Z50
Valve Springs are EVIL

spolic

#234
November 28, 2012, 11:12:00 AM
cigarette butts

and to those who think that it would be a grand idea to save up their cigarette butts and then despose of them out the window while I'm riding behind them, or just leave them in a pile in a parking lot.


PT Cruisers

That I have to take pills before I can eat  [bacon].

The FBI warnings at the beginning of DVD's.
He man, where are all the ads?

Monsterlover

#235
November 28, 2012, 04:35:22 PM
Back to yellow tail commercials

They play the same one two times in a row.

Then, to make it better, I go on their website to tell them their commercials suck balls the contact us page autoloads to a home page leaving me with no way to tell them about their ball suckage.

make the beast with two backsers.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

jaxduc

#236
November 29, 2012, 09:58:02 AM
 [laugh]
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

Scooter Montgomery

#237
November 29, 2012, 11:05:23 AM
Round shoe laces, even double knotted they come undone.
2003 620 Half Dark/ Half Silver 35,000 happy miles

Desert Dust

#238
November 29, 2012, 03:54:51 PM
Telling my kids the same thing a million times. Tommorrow it will be a million and one.
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

Bick

#239
November 30, 2012, 05:41:13 PM
Before I get into this, let me first say that I know there are a lot of people that are struggling right now, and do need the help of the government programs such as housing assistance and food stamps.  There is, however, a lot of blatant abuse of these programs, and the following is one example.

I stop by King Soopers to pick up a few items, baby spinach, some chicken breasts, a little feta, milk, noodles, etc.  Nothing exciting or elaborate.

The woman in front of me in the checkout line (I will add black, dressed like she is going to a club (dress a few sizes too small), make up, nails done..., but this has no bearing on the story yet.) has a cart full of very good looking steaks, some deli sides, general groceries, a couple cases of beer...  Someone is having a very good dinner...

Cashier rings everything up, $300 & something, and woman pays with her ebt card.  The cashier, VERY POLITELY and VERY DISCRETELY, says the balance for the items not covered is $60 something.

At this point this woman EXPLODES!  Yelling at the cashier - DON'T YOU BE JUDGING ME, YOU make the beast with two backsING LITTLE WHITE TRASH SLUT!!!... I'ZE GOTS 5 KIDS TO BE FEEDIN'...

Then proceeds to pull out a big wad of cash - the first three bills in the stack were 100's, and I am presuming a few more that.

Still yelling at the cashier, throws a c-note at her.  THERE YOU GO YOU make the beast with two backsING SKANK HO!!!

(manager and another beefier employee are now at check stand, to try to defuse situation)

Cashier, still very polite, rings up the balance, gives the change.

The woman then says "I also need some make the beast with two backsing cash back!"  (Something to add to my rant - Cash back from food stamps?!!!)

(Now police have come to escort woman out of the store, and to her car.)

The whole way out of the store, woman yelling at how she has her rights.  (clearly doesn't know about the RIGHT TO SHUT THE make the beast with two backs UP!!! even though I'm sure at some point in her life she has been told that before.  Maybe even by a police officer)

WTF?!!!
   
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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