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The little things in life (that irritate you)

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Zaster

#240
November 30, 2012, 06:06:41 PM
WTF +1

Monsterlover

#241
November 30, 2012, 06:24:32 PM
About as fun as my last trip to the store ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Desert Dust

#242
November 30, 2012, 08:18:26 PM
++++ I hate it when people create racism when it isn't even there. I want to tell them, S.T.F.U., you wouldn't know racism if it hit you in the arse.


That being said, I have been a long time hater of huge companies like AT&T or HP because of their voicemail systems that waste about 15 minutes of our time before we can do what 99 out of 100 people want to do when they call, which is talk with a human.
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

LMT

#243
November 30, 2012, 09:10:31 PM
Our account at work annoys me. The Peachtree software that we use for payroll was updated and she did not notice that taxes and SS were not held out of our pay. It will come out with the next check. WTF?

Plus, on a mileage check she misspelled my last name. The last a was a s on the check. Amature hour. And not in a good way like at the Apollo.

swampduc

#244
November 30, 2012, 09:54:07 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 30, 2012, 05:41:13 PM
The woman in front of me in the checkout line (I will add black, dressed like she is going to a club (dress a few sizes too small), make up, nails done..., but this has no bearing on the story yet.) has a cart full of very good looking steaks, some deli sides, general groceries, a couple cases of beer...  Someone is having a very good dinner...

Cashier rings everything up, $300 & something, and woman pays with her ebt card.  The cashier, VERY POLITELY and VERY DISCRETELY, says the balance for the items not covered is $60 something.

At this point this woman EXPLODES!  Yelling at the cashier - DON'T YOU BE JUDGING ME, YOU make the beast with two backsING LITTLE WHITE TRASH SLUT!!!... I'ZE GOTS 5 KIDS TO BE FEEDIN'...

Then proceeds to pull out a big wad of cash - the first three bills in the stack were 100's, and I am presuming a few more that.

Still yelling at the cashier, throws a c-note at her.  THERE YOU GO YOU make the beast with two backsING SKANK HO!!!

(manager and another beefier employee are now at check stand, to try to defuse situation)

Cashier, still very polite, rings up the balance, gives the change.

The woman then says "I also need some make the beast with two backsing cash back!"  (Something to add to my rant - Cash back from food stamps?!!!)
   
You're in NOLA? Why didn't you call?  ;D
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Bick

#245
November 30, 2012, 10:35:26 PM
Quote from: swampduc on November 30, 2012, 09:54:07 PM
You're in NOLA? Why didn't you call?  ;D

Must have been a Katrina "refugee" [roll]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

jaxduc

#246
December 01, 2012, 06:56:41 AM
^living in the south I've been surrounded by this stuff my entire life . it really doesn't bother me anymore because I've seen so much of it. i pretty much expect it.
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ducpainter

#247
December 01, 2012, 07:01:08 AM
The racial overtones in this thread have gone far enough.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


MendoDave

#248
December 01, 2012, 07:15:37 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 01, 2012, 07:01:08 AM
The racial overtones in this thread have gone far enough.

Thanks it was getting a little overtone like in here.

I'm glad my wife doesn't read this stuff.

The Architect

#249
December 01, 2012, 12:30:58 PM Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 07:41:48 PM by The Architect
Quote from: Desert Dust on November 29, 2012, 03:54:51 PM
Telling my kids the same thing a million times. Tommorrow it will be a million and one.


If I had a nickel for everytime I told my kids to brush their teeth!
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 30, 2012, 06:24:32 PM
About as fun as my last trip to the store ;D

That was an interesting event, not to diminish the urgency of your story but........  there was no mention of cold sweat.  It's not a panic moment until you have the cold sweats going.  You had a good 2 minutes to go.      [cheeky]

MendoDave

#250
December 01, 2012, 12:57:39 PM
Hearing this joke.



Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
   
Repeat.



Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
   
Repeat.



Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
   
Repeat......

Monsterlover

#251
December 01, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Architect on December 01, 2012, 12:30:58 PM

If I had a nickel for everytime I told my kids to brush my teeth!
That was an interesting event, not to diminish the urgency of your story but........  there was no mention of cold sweat.  It's not a panic moment until you have the cold sweats going.  You had a good 2 minutes to go.      [cheeky]


[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Stella

#252
December 02, 2012, 05:54:46 PM
When you light a fire in the fireplace on a nice, peaceful Sunday evening and forget to open the chimney flue.

[roll]



oopsies.    ;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Desert Dust

#253
December 02, 2012, 06:20:27 PM
cough, cough, cough
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

DucNaked

#254
December 03, 2012, 12:05:15 PM
Smart cars
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S
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