News:

This Forum is not for sale

 

The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

The Architect

Quote from: spolic on March 01, 2013, 10:13:32 AM

Speaking of twist ties.  Taking a childs toy out of its packing of sealed plastic and zip ties. Houdini would have a hard time getting out of one of those.  [bang]


It's not that bad, all you need is the correct tools:

Utility knife
Xacto knife
Butter knife
Flat head screw driver
Philips screw driver
Very small flat head screw driver
Very small philips head screw driver
Wire cutters
Limeman dikes
Wire cutters (yes you need two pairs)
Needle nose pliers
One valium
One vodka shot, sometimes you need two

[bang]

Speeddog

- - - - - Valley Desmo Service - - - - -
Reseda, CA

(951) 640-8908


~~~ "We've rearranged the deck chairs, refilled the champagne glasses, and the band sounds great. This is fine." - Alberto Puig ~~~

Bick

Quote from: Stella on March 01, 2013, 10:35:38 AM
Salted chocolate caramel bacon sprinkled cupcakes...

When someone taunts you with a salted chocolate caramel bacon sprinkled cupcake so you drive 20 minutes to where said cupcake was acquired to only find a cupcake of chocolate, containing caramel and salted, but lacking any trace of the mentioned [bacon]:'(



(it was still a very tasty cupcake)  [drool]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Bick on March 02, 2013, 11:27:34 AM
When someone taunts you with a salted chocolate caramel bacon sprinkled cupcake so you drive 20 minutes to where said cupcake was acquired to only find a cupcake of chocolate, containing caramel and salted, but lacking any trace of the mentioned [bacon]:'(




Get there before they're sold out for the day next time.

:-*

Bick

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 02, 2013, 01:40:40 PM
Get there before they're sold out for the day next time.

:-*

That would be...

As the door is unlocked?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

scaramanga

2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

Stella

Not having enough popcorn to make a batch.    [bang]

I think only LMT can appreciate this horror.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

LMT


LMT

Popcorn is like gold in my house. I had it for dinner last night! Running out is not an option.

Grappa

Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

scaramanga

last time i got some ass was when my finger went thru the scottissue  :o
2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

rgramjet

Nothing worse than a TP blowout.......especially in a porta john.......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

A friend of the last ex-gf, wife of a very successful doctor, was quite condescending in comments to the at the time gf about a certain "washed up, failed lawyer, weekend-warrior the only job he can get, bf" and she can do so much better.  (and introduced her to the scum that lasted all of two dates)

Now her "Apache pilot" son is getting back from Afghanistan in May, active commitment up, and wants to come home to mommy and Fly Guard.

Now it seems a certain "washed up, failed lawyer, weekend-warrior the only job he can get, ex-bf" isn't so much of a lowlife after all.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *