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Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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The Architect

#465
March 02, 2013, 04:20:40 AM
Quote from: spolic on March 01, 2013, 10:13:32 AM

Speaking of twist ties.  Taking a childs toy out of its packing of sealed plastic and zip ties. Houdini would have a hard time getting out of one of those.  [bang]


It's not that bad, all you need is the correct tools:

Utility knife
Xacto knife
Butter knife
Flat head screw driver
Philips screw driver
Very small flat head screw driver
Very small philips head screw driver
Wire cutters
Limeman dikes
Wire cutters (yes you need two pairs)
Needle nose pliers
One valium
One vodka shot, sometimes you need two

[bang]

Speeddog

#466
March 02, 2013, 08:39:44 AM
You forgot the band-aids.
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Bick

#467
March 02, 2013, 11:27:34 AM
Quote from: Stella on March 01, 2013, 10:35:38 AM
Salted chocolate caramel bacon sprinkled cupcakes...

When someone taunts you with a salted chocolate caramel bacon sprinkled cupcake so you drive 20 minutes to where said cupcake was acquired to only find a cupcake of chocolate, containing caramel and salted, but lacking any trace of the mentioned [bacon].  :'(



(it was still a very tasty cupcake)  [drool]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

#468
March 02, 2013, 01:40:40 PM
Quote from: Bick on March 02, 2013, 11:27:34 AM
When someone taunts you with a salted chocolate caramel bacon sprinkled cupcake so you drive 20 minutes to where said cupcake was acquired to only find a cupcake of chocolate, containing caramel and salted, but lacking any trace of the mentioned [bacon].  :'(




Get there before they're sold out for the day next time.

:-*

Bick

#469
March 02, 2013, 01:43:12 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 02, 2013, 01:40:40 PM
Get there before they're sold out for the day next time.

:-*

That would be...

As the door is unlocked?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

scaramanga

#470
March 02, 2013, 02:06:57 PM
seat belt that refuses to roll back up
2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

Stella

#471
March 04, 2013, 09:39:53 PM
Not having enough popcorn to make a batch.    [bang]

I think only LMT can appreciate this horror.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

LMT

#472
March 04, 2013, 09:43:15 PM

LMT

#473
March 04, 2013, 09:44:16 PM
Popcorn is like gold in my house. I had it for dinner last night! Running out is not an option.

Grappa

#474
March 05, 2013, 02:52:35 PM
Cheap toilet paper.   >:(
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

rgramjet

#475
March 05, 2013, 04:21:24 PM
Quote from: Grappa on March 05, 2013, 02:52:35 PM
Cheap toilet paper.   >:(

+1  scottissue should be outlawed.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

scaramanga

#476
March 06, 2013, 12:55:57 PM
last time i got some ass was when my finger went thru the scottissue  :o
2008 s2r1000
2011 sf1098

rgramjet

#477
March 06, 2013, 12:57:37 PM
Nothing worse than a TP blowout.......especially in a porta john.......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Bick

#478
March 06, 2013, 01:05:36 PM
When threads go to shit.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#479
March 08, 2013, 06:47:27 PM
A friend of the last ex-gf, wife of a very successful doctor, was quite condescending in comments to the at the time gf about a certain "washed up, failed lawyer, weekend-warrior the only job he can get, bf" and she can do so much better.  (and introduced her to the scum that lasted all of two dates)

Now her "Apache pilot" son is getting back from Afghanistan in May, active commitment up, and wants to come home to mommy and Fly Guard.

Now it seems a certain "washed up, failed lawyer, weekend-warrior the only job he can get, ex-bf" isn't so much of a lowlife after all.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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