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Started by Monsterlover, October 09, 2012, 12:14:28 PM

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Monsterlover

October 09, 2012, 12:14:28 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

spolic

#1
October 09, 2012, 02:05:02 PM
I'm getting hints of beef and garlic.  [clap]
He man, where are all the ads?

ducatiz

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October 09, 2012, 02:33:02 PM
I showed this to Mrs Ducatiz in my never-ending-quest to get a dog and she was like "and this is supposed to make me want a dog??"

LOL
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Scoober1103

#3
October 10, 2012, 03:04:48 AM
I just watched my dog sniff about 10 butts and yes he touched most with his nose and I laughed every-time! The ladies down the public off leash area all think I'm weird now  [laugh]
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MendoDave

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October 18, 2012, 02:54:37 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 09, 2012, 02:33:02 PM
I showed this to Mrs Ducatiz in my never-ending-quest to get a dog and she was like "and this is supposed to make me want a dog??"

LOL

Just get one. My wife was all upset when Yoda was born. She didn't want anything to do with it. Nope no way. After a couple of weeks she changed her mind.

1.21GW

#5
October 18, 2012, 08:38:20 AM
Thanks for sharing---I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes. [laugh] :'(  My cubicle neighbors must think I'm crazy, but as a former dog owner (can't have now--live in city) this hit the spot.  God I miss having a little mutt to come home to.
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herm

#6
October 19, 2012, 07:39:22 AM
captures dogs perfectly!
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fastwin

#7
October 19, 2012, 11:31:56 AM
Yeppers... made my day. My dog Georgia is all of that and then some. [laugh] OK... maybe not the balls part. ;)
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