More "problems" for Toyota/Scion

[Pip]

  

[KnightofNi]

Speaking of the famous Moose Humper, I think you should arrange to have him do a long term test of the Scion. If it survives him, the bragging rights alone will double your sales.

hey now, that's just plain.....well, actually, it's correct.
I tend to be rather hard on mechanical things.

and non mechanical things

[herm]

With all due respect, Randimus, it appears Swedish Moose failed the GT86 test... who is in charge of moose Quality Control over there? The moose didn't try to avoid the GT86 at all. He just stood there with his dumb moose face... and the crumple zones are all wrong on him. I was always taught that the Swedes had my safety in mind whenever they built anything. I will be taking my moose funds elsewhere if this is the quality I can expect from the Swedes....shameful.

clearly Swedish moose are not of the same caliber as a Maine moose...

[Pip]

I look for the "Made in USA" sticker now... (although the sticker is in a place only Travis dares venture.)

[lethe]

I look for the "Made in USA" sticker now... (although the sticker is in a place only Travis dares venture.)

and he applies his "Laid in the USA" sticker next to it after he's done.

[KnightofNi]

and he applies his "Laid in the USA" sticker next to it after he's done.

i might make the beast with two backs things up on cars, but i don't actually engage in sexual activity with them.

or am i missing a joke?

[lethe]

i might make the beast with two backs things up on cars, but i don't actually engage in sexual activity with them.

or am i missing a joke?

Pip said to look for the sticker on the moose, in a special spot on it.

[KnightofNi]

Pip said to look for the sticker on the moose, in a special spot on it.

i thought he meant the car, not a moose.

[lethe]

i thought he meant the car, not a moose.

I would never accuse you of such terrible things as making love to automobiles.

[Slide Panda]

An RCMP cruiser got a lesson in Moose love

http://jalopnik.com/5955258/this-is-what-happens-when-a-moose-attacks-a-police-car

- it's rough love.

[elyse]

i own a volvo AND a scion...either way im covered...although, ive never heard of moose in sacramento...so i probably dont need to worry anyway 

[Randimus Maximus]

I think we'll be okay after all...

http://news.consumerreports.org/cars/2012/10/video-japanese-brands-tops-in-consumer-reports-2012-car-reliability-survey-ford-continues-fall.html

[Mother]

Never heard of a moose test

Until now

Just watched the jeep failed the moose test

Translation: Can't drive a jeep like Porsche

No shit, really?

[ducpainter]

Never heard of a moose test

Until now

Just watched the jeep failed the moose test

Translation: Can't drive a jeep like Porsche

No shit, really?

simply amazing...eh? 

[lethe]

Never heard of a moose test

Until now

Just watched the jeep failed the moose test

Translation: Can't drive a jeep like Porsche

No shit, really?

all Jeeps of all years must be recalled to lower their center of gravity, bring yours in right away! You want to be safe!