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Started by Ducatamount, October 26, 2012, 10:54:15 AM

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Ducatamount

Idiots on motorbikes

* No animals were harmed in the filming of this video  
       
      (just idiots)
half fast

akmnstr

"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

ItsaDuc

 [laugh]

Some of those made me laugh so hard I missed the next one and had to rewind.

Novelo

There's one where a person on a Monster runs into a gate or wall or something. I have spent many of hours laughing at those fail videos.

Vishwacorp

The impressive stopping distance at 2:00 looks like it COULD be a Monster. Gotta say 3:30 made me laugh the loudest though.

kopfjäger

Quote from: Novelo on October 26, 2012, 01:35:36 PM
There's one where a person on a Monster runs into a gate or wall or something. I have spent many of hours laughing at those fail videos.



http://youtu.be/Bae6eDgTM2E
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118811

My people skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

kopfjäger

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bob795

 [thumbsup] really funny. Great way to start my day
Other than those who apparently shouldn't ride at all, makes me wonder why can't people just ride normally  ;D
2011 Husqvarna TE 630
2012 Monster 795
2002 Sportster 883/1200 (sold)

Slide Panda

Eeesh, guy on the 748 didn't give it time enough to warm up nor enough twist.

Last one on the first, guy on the 'busa, mugging for the camera... hubris is more of a pregnant dog than karma.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

jaxduc

biggest question I have is why?
they guy on the monster that runs into the gate?
what was he doing?
Quote
Aren't you the Panigale hater?

Slide Panda

Been asked before and no one has ever figured out even a good theory
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Slide Panda

Riding skills fail

2011 Harley Davidson Lowside Motorcycle Crash

- great (arm) form if you've got a groove to follow on the MX track... no so much for pavement.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

kopfjäger

Quote from: jaxduc on October 30, 2012, 09:04:15 AM
biggest question I have is why?
they guy on the monster that runs into the gate?
what was he doing?


He forgot his gate key.  :D
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**