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Started by muskrat, October 30, 2012, 03:04:23 PM

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muskrat

#30
November 03, 2012, 06:55:32 AM
my shopping will be cut shot because "she who is Queen" wants a tread mill.  She woke up yesterday and decided she was fat and the only way to remedy this shit is with an expensive coat hanger.  [bang]
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

geoffduc

#31
November 03, 2012, 07:25:50 AM
Forget the tread mill for "her who shall be obeyed"... [evil]

Get yourself some nice birch twigs and chase her round the garden... [roll]

It's alway's worked for me... [laugh]  mind you I am a cheap Charlie... :-[

Geoff... [coffee]
2015 scrambler FT
2009 monster 1100s

zooom

#32
November 03, 2012, 08:15:44 AM
enroll her in a couch to 5k program!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

SDRider

#33
November 03, 2012, 08:39:54 AM
Quote from: muskrat on November 03, 2012, 06:55:32 AM
my shopping will be cut shot because "she who is Queen" wants a tread mill.  She woke up yesterday and decided she was fat and the only way to remedy this shit is with an expensive coat hanger.  [bang]

I have a really nice treadmill in my garage I'll sell you for cheap.  It is a great place to store boxes.

You have to come to San Diego to pick it up though.
2014 Ducati Multistrada 1200 S
2012 Ducati Monster 1100 EVO (sold)

Slide Panda

#34
November 03, 2012, 08:54:11 AM
Listen to zoom if possible he's been through the couch to 5k and is now busting out half marathons (and gearing up for a full?)

A treadmill /= motivation or solution. One must really use any item to get value. Couch to 5k provides motivation. Similar things like boot camps where they will call if you no show or other progs where your absence is noted really so more since you do more.

Might be a hard unsell since she knows you have an eye on funds. But really a home treadmill ends up as a coat rack 95% of the time
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

muskrat

#35
November 03, 2012, 11:21:07 AM
Well we bought the worlds most expensive coat hanger.  She promises she is gonna use it.  I give it 3 months and after that I'm burning the make the beast with two backsing thing.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

muskrat

#36
November 03, 2012, 11:23:22 AM
No dice geoffduc, she found the stick
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Slide Panda

#37
November 03, 2012, 11:32:20 AM
Well I hope I'm wrong.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Slide Panda

#38
November 03, 2012, 01:32:48 PM
Quote from: muskrat on November 02, 2012, 02:55:04 PM
how bad?   ;)

Like breaking the laws of the road and common decency bad...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

118811

#39
November 03, 2012, 02:42:29 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on November 03, 2012, 01:32:48 PM
Like breaking the laws of the road and common decency bad...

^^^^^^^^
I hope you don't consider the occasional wheelie or curb jump bad!!? [evil] [roll]
My people skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

muskrat

#40
November 03, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
Can't wait to jump curbs
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Monsterlover

#41
November 03, 2012, 05:27:37 PM
I'm psyching myself up to jump off the loading dock at the shop. Well, more ride out the door, negotiate the 5' drop and not bust my ass.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Slide Panda

#42
November 03, 2012, 05:39:00 PM
I'm gonna request that video is rolling for that
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Monsterlover

#43
November 03, 2012, 05:53:41 PM
If i do it, it will be.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

118811

#44
November 03, 2012, 07:07:17 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 03, 2012, 05:27:37 PM
I'm psyching myself up to jump off the loading dock at the shop. Well, more ride out the door, negotiate the 5' drop and not bust my ass.

You said it...now you gotta do it!!! [popcorn]

My people skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
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